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taxwonk 09-14-2006 01:15 PM
Things
 
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Papercuts can take down a plane.

ETA my hairdresser is kind of odd. He's straight, which in and of itself is not odd, but he acts very gay. Except for when he is talking to Mrs. Eaze. For a while he kept hugging her, which she isn't into. Then he was telling her to watch these very strange spiritual movies. Then he was telling her how unhappy he was in his marriage and that he wished he could leave and live in a hut in the mountains. Then his wife had twins and he shut up.

He's good at cutting hair though and we don't have that many choices around here.
For want of a hairpin the Empire was lost.

Paisley 09-14-2006 01:17 PM
it seems
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
I keep trying and failing.

Okay, new topic: a woman here at the office has seemed to have dropped something in the vicinity of, I don't know, 70 or 100 pounds. She's looking awesome. I hadn't seen her for maybe 2 months and then saw her in the hall, and i couldn't help but compliment her. Just said she's looking fantastic, that sort of thing. Was that intrusive or inappropriate?
Not at all. A person who was worked so hard would probably be disappointed if noone seemed to notice, and you complimented her in a nice, neutral way. Good for her, by the way. I bitch and moan when I need to drop 3 lbs, and take forever to do so. I can't even imagine having to make that kind of a lifestyle change.

Paisley 09-14-2006 01:18 PM
Hey I'm back
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I thought you only *thought* about complimenting the waitress's hair (and talked about it here)?:confused:
Maybe Not Bob's Id took over.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-14-2006 01:18 PM
Trendspotting
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
GILF?

Girls? Grandmothers? Goyim?
http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/..._thumb-293.jpg

Paisley 09-14-2006 01:19 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I think you're thinking of Temescal, in Oakland. Asmara and Blue Nile? Both are good, but my kids won't touch the stuff -- the bread is too sour for them, alas.

In that 'hood, Dona Tomas and Pizzaiola are both fantastic, too.
Blue Nile! That's the name of the place I loved when I lived up there. Thank you! Must go on my next Bay Area visit . . .

bold_n_brazen 09-14-2006 01:22 PM
Hey I'm back
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have the Prettiest internet girlfriend ever.
My internet girlfriend is smoking hot. And she lets me wear my boots to bed.

Paisley 09-14-2006 01:25 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town.

[to camera]

But where would I find such a man?

[pause]

Why am I asking you?

TM
I LOVE that movie!

OK - so other people have posted of their celeb run-ins - here's one of mine. I sat next to Cleavon Little at an Easter brunch at Jerry's Deli on Ventura Blvd during my sr year of college. And he hit on me! (I must be hottttttt! Or, at least I must have been then.) It took every bit of strength I had not to ask if it was twue what they say . . .

[et fix spelling]

NotFromHere 09-14-2006 01:26 PM
OK
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
DO people not believe in spoiler space anymore? Just wondering.

My predictive powers with respect to that show continue to suck, but I am happy with the result. I dislike the winner AND I dislike Supernova, so Win Win. I have been relieved of any obligation to ever attend a Supernova concert and I couldn't be happier.

The only person who changed my mind during the course of the show is Toby. I thought he was a frat boy with no stage presence at the beginning of the show and by the end he was out-Brandoning on Killers songs. Good job.

I'm not sure I can watch another season of this show if they do it again. The shameless self promotion by the band and the sickening kumbayah shit when people were sent home were nearly impossible to bear. I had less of a problem with it during the INXS show because I actually liked INXS in their day and it was cool to hear their (old) stuff promoted to a new generation of kids.
It's a good thing we didn't have any money on it this time. I don't think I would have planned for us both losing.
My husband predicted Pepe before the show started. He said he does the best at singing their crappy originals. Who writes that crap? Toby's original was great and I really really liked Magni's original. But then I like rock. Tommy Lee is high. And I was never a huge Crüe fan. Although I think in a moment of weakness I bought Dr. Feelgood.

Anyway, when they booted Toby, first, that was it. I knew they had lost their freaking minds. I still don't know who Pepe's fan base is?

I really like INXS and Michael Hutchins and over time really started to like JD Fortune. I don't see how they're going to be able to repeat the show next year.

And yes, think of all the money we'll save not buying songs or tickets.

notcasesensitive 09-14-2006 01:26 PM
Hey I'm back
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Paisley
B/c of the hairdresser thing I am picturing him as the gay volunteer-fireman from The Sopranos. Any resemblance?
I don't watch the Sopranos, so I don't know. But I doubt it. He is not gay, so that is a strike right there, I bet. He's in his early/mid- 20's, spiky product-heavy brown hair, lip ring, rocker look. He would have fit right in with Toby's look on Rock Star last night, if that helps.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-14-2006 01:27 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town.

[to camera]

But where would I find such a man?

[pause]

Why am I asking you?

TM
Awesome.

Paisley 09-14-2006 01:28 PM
Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
As I recall, I complimented her on her new hairstyle, and then worried here about whether she thought that I was hitting on her.

This worry of mine led into a wonderful discussion about how waitresses know what boys want/know what guys need. (AoN, I need to add that to the iPod.)

Or maybe about how they hear much worse from idiot male customers who mistake their cheerful use of flair as an invitation for sex.
Just as long as you haven't hit on a Deer. (`Cause that's not what Deer want . . .)

NotFromHere 09-14-2006 01:28 PM
it seems
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Here's a weird question to change the topic: What does it mean when a woman sends really hairy beaver shots (not of herself, from the Internets) to a man? Does your interpretation change if they are brother and sister? To answer the obvious jokes, I am a passive observer, not a participant in this odd interchange.
Is it her hairy beaver or just random hairy beaver?
Because 1 is just creepy while the other is off-the-charts.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-14-2006 01:29 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Paisley
I LOVE that movie!

OK - so other people have posted of their celeb run-ins - here's one of mine. I sat next to Clevon Little at an Easter brunch at Jerry's Deli on Ventura Blvd during my sr year of college. And he hit on me! (I must be hottttttt! Or, at least I must have been then.) It took every bit of strength I had not to ask if it was twue what they say . . .
That is possibly the best celeb run-in that I have ever heard.

notcasesensitive 09-14-2006 01:30 PM
OK
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's a good thing we didn't have any money on it this time. I don't think I would have planned for us both losing.
My husband predicted Pepe before the show started. He said he does the best at singing their crappy originals. Who writes that crap? Toby's original was great and I really really liked Magni's original. But then I like rock. Tommy Lee is high. And I was never a huge Crüe fan. Although I think in a moment of weakness I bought Dr. Feelgood.

Anyway, when they booted Toby, first, that was it. I knew they had lost their freaking minds. I still don't know who Pepe's fan base is?

I really like INXS and Michael Hutchins and over time really started to like JD Fortune. I don't see how they're going to be able to repeat the show next year.

And yes, think of all the money we'll save not buying songs or tickets.
Angsty 15 year old girls, I believe.

robustpuppy 09-14-2006 01:30 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That is possibly the best celeb run-in that I have ever heard.
2.

Sidd Finch 09-14-2006 01:31 PM
it seems
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
I don't actually care to know. She looks great, I assume it's taken hard work, I want to say something nice and express genuine good feeling. Nothing beyond that.
Sheesh -- what's the big deal? You are paying her a compliment. Why are you worried -- you think maybe she doesn't realize that she was fat before?

She worked hard to dump the weight. She may well think that she has more to go, and hearing a compliment about how she looks will make her feel good.

ltl/fb 09-14-2006 01:32 PM
it seems
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Sheesh -- what's the big deal? You are paying her a compliment. Why are you worried -- you think maybe she doesn't realize that she was fat before?

She worked hard to dump the weight. She may well think that she has more to go, and hearing a compliment about how she looks will make her feel good.
2.

what is RT's diet?

NotFromHere 09-14-2006 01:33 PM
OK
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
My predictive powers, on the other hand, remain intact. I told you it would be either Toby or Lukas.

Supernova sucks (okay, this Supernova sucks; the SF (I think) band that's been using that name for years is, apparently, not bad). Only reason to go to a show would be to see Storm play with the House Band, and then leave before Pornsuave came on.

Has anybody heard Panic Channel? Despite my love of Jane's, I have a hard time taking Navarro seriously.
OK, your powers are amazing. Are you happy now?

Panic channel is OK, I'm not sure I like the lead singer. He sounds like someone, but I can't put my finger on it.

NotFromHere 09-14-2006 01:35 PM
Pornsuave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
THis season has killed him for me. Mr. Man has the Panic Channel CD, so he can weigh in on that. As to Navarro, all I think of when I see him now is "Awww, ye-ah!" What a fucking rock star, baby.
For me it's "dude, that was dope." Dope? Really? It was dope? Like 10 years ago dope? Or like furshizzle?

nononono 09-14-2006 01:37 PM
it seems
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Sheesh -- what's the big deal? You are paying her a compliment. Why are you worried -- you think maybe she doesn't realize that she was fat before?

She worked hard to dump the weight. She may well think that she has more to go, and hearing a compliment about how she looks will make her feel good.
Hey, people get all sorts of jumpy about personal appearance comments, in case you hadn't noticed. I just wanted to make sure she wasn't going to be boasting on the internet about how the hottttttie chick attorney at her firm is hitting on her.

Shape Shifter 09-14-2006 01:39 PM
Fuck the Pie
 
I can't wait.

http://www.stubbsaustin.com/restaurant.php

NotFromHere 09-14-2006 01:42 PM
OK
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Angsty 15 year old girls, I believe.
I had no idea that there were so many of them. Or that they had such mad dialing skillz.

nononono 09-14-2006 01:44 PM
Two new questions of burning import
 
1. How many people is it acceptable to date simultaneously?

2. Does anyone give a perfection opinion for another state (in which you don't practice)? I got some kooky language that I don't think works and would be meaningless, in any event, once I get done qualifying it.

str8outavannuys 09-14-2006 01:51 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Hmmm. I think I see a visit to Ethiopia Diamond in my future.
Today at lunch I am going to Fairfax for some Wat, and then the WGA library. Woo hoo. I'll try to come back with the Diane song.

NotFromHere 09-14-2006 01:53 PM
Blohan
 
Does she get away with this because she's a "celebrity?" Or does no one check her ID? Because this chick's not yet 21 and yet she's been barhopping for at least 3 years.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...say_lohan2.jpg

NotFromHere 09-14-2006 01:56 PM
The King
 
And suddenly I feel ancient. Elvis's granddaughter. Looks a lot like the King.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...an_cabrera.jpg

LessinSF 09-14-2006 02:00 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Paisley
I LOVE that movie!

OK - so other people have posted of their celeb run-ins - here's one of mine. I sat next to Clevon Little at an Easter brunch at Jerry's Deli on Ventura Blvd during my sr year of college. And he hit on me! (I must be hottttttt! Or, at least I must have been then.) It took every bit of strength I had not to ask if it was twue what they say . . .
Clevon makes cartoon balloons in town.

Flinty_McFlint 09-14-2006 02:02 PM
Things
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
two of em
[list=1][*]A woman tried to have another woman bumped off. The other woman's crime? She was in a picture on the first woman's boyfriend's myspace page. Remarably, none of these people appear to be from Texas. $500 for a hit seems low. On the other hand, flinty probably could have done it cheaper and without ratting anyone out. There's no professionalism in hitmanning anymore.
Oh, I'm not a professional. I do it for fun. But I try and do it professionally; you won't find me eating out of the vic's fridge after I do them.

Flinty_McFlint 09-14-2006 02:03 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Clevon makes cartoon balloons in town.
Are they balloon daisies?

Hank Chinaski 09-14-2006 02:03 PM
it seems
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Like you're the only one reading ppnyc's posts.
Taxwonk. your Delta nickname is "Annotation"

patentparanyc 09-14-2006 02:04 PM
it seems
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Hey, people get all sorts of jumpy about personal appearance comments, in case you hadn't noticed. I just wanted to make sure she wasn't going to be boasting on the internet about how the hottttttie chick attorney at her firm is hitting on her.
You are missing elements of which involve a.) an elevator and b) a straw.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-14-2006 02:06 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Clevon makes cartoon balloons in town.
His family business thrives.

Jesus sounds like an ungrateful son.



ETA: Probably EJ and BT's best song.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-14-2006 02:07 PM
Blohan
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Because this chick's not yet 21 and yet she's been barhopping for at least 3 years.
So you're saying she should be treated differently because she's a celebrity?

Shape Shifter 09-14-2006 02:13 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

ETA: Probably EJ and BT's best song.
No way. "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" with Kiki Dee.

nononono 09-14-2006 02:13 PM
it seems
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
You are missing elements of which involve a.) an elevator and b) a straw.
I actually don't subscribe to the theory that you must mention every variant of every joke everytime you come within 50 feet of it.

Shape Shifter 09-14-2006 02:15 PM
it seems
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
I actually don't subscribe to the theory that you must mention every variant of every joke everytime you come within 50 feet of it.
Straw. Screw. Lightbulb.

Hank Chinaski 09-14-2006 02:15 PM
it seems
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
I actually don't subscribe to the theory that you must mention every variant of every joke everytime you come within 50 feet of it.
2. I'd put you closer to 80% than 100%.

Sidd Finch 09-14-2006 02:15 PM
Two new questions of burning import
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
1. How many people is it acceptable to date simultaneously?

2. Does anyone give a perfection opinion for another state (in which you don't practice)? I got some kooky language that I don't think works and would be meaningless, in any event, once I get done qualifying it.

1. It depends on the individual, you slut. If you're going to date more than 4 simultaneously, though, you should rent a stretch limo.

2. No, but I'd be happy to sue or defend someone over it when it's done.

Jack Manfred 09-14-2006 02:20 PM
wonder woman
 
Rachel Bilson cast as Wonder Woman.

Rachel Bilson has already proven that she looks good in costume.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 09-14-2006 02:25 PM
Two new questions of burning import
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
1. How many people is it acceptable to date simultaneously?
Bukkake, or gang bang?


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