Syracuse Wins
 

That sound you just heard was me, GWNC and the other seventy Raptors fans banging their heads against the wall. That said, T-Mac has yet to do shit come playoff time, where MJ really stepped it up, so let's not go too nuts yet.

str(I do not heart Isiah Thomas and Daryl Walker for running T-Mac out of town)8.

MBA inspired question:
 

In my case, both of us would be bothered by the very fact of the other's party being at a strip joint or involving a stripper in the first place -- because it would be inconsistent with our views of one another. I find male strippers incredibly unattractive and have never seen one that caused any response except repulsion. I don't represent that the same is true for my SO with respect to female strippers, but he knows me well enough to know that I would like to believe that. It would be better for our relationship if he did not take blatant steps to disabuse me of that belief on the eve of our wedding.

I would be equally shocked if my fiance shoved cake in my face at the reception. For me, that would be grounds for annullment!

For both of these issues I'm not saying that any person who has a party involving strippers or who shoves cake in their new spouse's face at the reception is disrespectful or that the relationship is not healthy. It's a matter of knowing how the other person would feel about it and respecting those feelings.

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Licking is worse bc the lap dance is practically a ritual for bachelor parties. A ridiculous cheezy ritual and I would wonder what was wrong with my fiance's friends if they didnt thrust one upon him, so to speak.

As for whipped cream,. I am less bothered if he gets licked then if he licks, probably bc of the passive thing. though i would not be thrilled some ho for hire was licking my man. If he licks it off her, that is pretty unacceptable. definite dont ask dont tell category.

Syracuse Wins
 

Not afraid of you, just the Malcolm MacDowell (sp?) avatars.

It was just a play off the song lyrics: "I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?" You know, the Partridge Family?

MBA inspired question:
 

The fly-paper thing was really my point. Not a passive/active distinction so much as a distinction between not being required to jump up and act like a huge prude or the world's most whipped man, and being absolutely required to keep your tongue off the skank (and the skank's hands/mouth off your primary and secondary sexual organs, and vice versa, etc. etc.)

Syracuse Wins
 

Malcolm is gone now. Now there's just Perry.

Married by America
 

I tuned in last night. Anyone else notice that Jill looks like Alanis Morrissette with a wretched nose job and a bad horse mouth. If she wants some cash she should forget this show and sue her plastic surgeon. SHe is one ugly looking prole. Dont know how her would be husband is gonna be able to maintain her cosmetic repair habit. The botox shots should start in about a year at the rate she is going. Probably need to get her tires rotates in a couple. Just a Frankensteinian mess.

Which is why its too bad that those mean panel people set things up so that Jill and Kevin will win. WHy did they only ask Billie Jeane and Tony, the co and the man-ho, if they loved eachother, and not the plastic fantastic and her future fat slob on a couch inhis underwear husband? It just isnt fair. At least Billie Jeanne is likable in her cheap, cant take her anywear but hey she seems fun kinda way.

Ignore if you don't want to read a play-by-play of MBA
 

It wasn't that exciting. The two remaining couples were split up and went to Vegas and had bachelor/ette parties in special suites at the Aladdin. At the men's party, two skanky strippers who claimed to be sisters showed up and one gave Kevein a lapdance, which he proclaimed in an interview to be uncomfortable with, and his friend pulled the stripper off mid-dance to save his delicate sensibilities. Tony went with one stripper into a bathroom and we could see them french kissing. He claimed nothing else happened, and later told Billie Jean about it (he had to fess up b/c she would eventually see the show I guess).

At the women's bachelorette party, there was a male stripper who licked whipped cream off of Billie Jeanne and Jill, and they both licked whipped cream off of him. Then Jill requested a female stripper, who gave both women a lapdance. Then Jill dared BJ to licked whipped cream off of the female stripper's nipples, and BJ did it, but then Jill backed down and wouldn't do it although she had said she would. She said she had to draw the line there b/c of her "strict Catholic upbringing." Keep in mind, this is the woman who posed for Playboy and had already licked and been licked by a male stripper that night.

That about sums it up. I love this show. I'm going to hell.

MBA inspired question:
 

What if it's your spouse and it's just another Thursday night?



Apropos of, well, something: "Oh, Beth what can I do?"

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Those circumstances seem just fine to me. Then again, I'm an Aries.

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OK. Good. A friend of mine was a little worried, but I'll tell him it's no big deal.

Oh, he also wants to know what he should say if a small smudge of the stripper's lipstick ends up somewhere near the nipple-region of his shirt. Any suggestions?

MBA inspired question:
 

If I were you, er, your friend, I would be more concerned about the sparkly eyeshadow near your, er, his, crotch.

MBA inspired question:
 

get a divorce lawyer and start hiding his assets. What, you thought this was "Hints from Heloise for Hos"? :shame:

Ho Ho Ho
 

This convo is so kewt. You'd almost get the idea there is some hidden meaning or something.

not7y(gag)S

size ???? and size ?!@#$!!
 

Either that or he outed himself as the monster unit from FB Bresticle day.