Two new questions of burning import
 

How many can you keep track of simultaneously 1) without getting confused about who's on calling you on the phone when a voice says "Hey, it's me!" and 2) remembering which name to say in bed?

wonder woman
 

Congratulations! You're back on the favorites list (platonic).

nevermind

Two new questions of burning import
 

And how will the datees distinguish nonononon and Paisley? Is it easier with avatars on?

Two new questions of burning import
 

Have you been reading my personal emails? Sheesh.

Two new questions of burning import
 

And you also have to keep track of to whom you've told what stories. Like if you keep having to ask him if you've already told him something, then you are dating too many people. I find it very hard to date simultaneously because it messes with my head.

Two new questions of burning import
 

Oh, please. I hate stretch limos.

Hey I'm back
 

I got my hair done today (at the chic-est of all chic spots, natch), and the adolescent they had blowdrying my hair burned my scalp about 3 times. Little fucker.

Two new questions of burning import
 

the noun or the verb?

Two new questions of burning import
 

Possible solution to #2 - dating only men who share the same name? Giving everyone the same pet name?

With respect to #1 - "hey, you! how are you?" is usually enough to get them talking to buy time to figure it out.

Two new questions of burning import
 

I'm the one who doesn't know L.A.

Two new questions of burning import
 

Excellent point. Would it be distracting to keep a contemporaneous written log as you tell each amusing anecdote?

Two new questions of burning import
 

And always remember to introduce each to subsets of your friends.

I will never forget: I was 16 and my dad's best friend, who was recently divorced came over to the house with his girlfriend. I asked her "So how's the teaching job going?" and she said "I'm a nurse."

Two new questions of burning import
 

So trashy.

A nice, black Lincoln Town Car is perfect. No tint.

Two new questions of burning import
 

When you get older this is less of a problem.

Hey I'm back
 

loose underwear I bet.

it seems
 

Do you really want to go down as the first person to be put in the Land of Fu, Once Removed? Because ppnyc responds to every post, but you respond to every one of her posts. And that's really a sad reason to be banished, don't you think?

TM

Things
 

For a time, on flights between the UK and the US on UK carriers, you were allowed NO carry-on luggage. Only your travel documents and prescription medication. Everything had to be carried in a plastic bag (supplied by the airline).

I didn't read the story, so I don't know if that was the case with her.

it seems
 

Now, TM, be kind to me. I considered your earlier suggestion, and cold turkey is just so...hard. So I'm taking a weaning-off approach. You have no idea how many urges I've quelled.

Hey I'm back
 

All the better to admire your bootylicious form.

Two new questions of burning import
 

The noun. Thanks to a certain individual's tips, not much messes with my verbing.

(funny again, Hank!)

Hey I'm back
 

Far be it from me to be a moniker timmy, and please don't take this as criticism because I think you have one of the best screen names ever, but is "dtb" still appropriate?

it seems
 

look, I'm just a nuisance sock, so maybe I have nothing to add, but

1) attempts to logically explain shit to PPNYC don't seem to be effective- all 180 of them failed- so you can stop those

2) as I said yesterday, arguing with her can't be fun, and certainly the "wins" are meaningless- so you can stop those

it seems
 

'Splain.

If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 

Levon: great song

Burn Down the Mission: best song

Blohan
 

I barhopped a ton before 21. It may be an LA thing.

If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 

Wow, I completely whiffed on Less' post, as usual. But who the fuck listens to Elton John? Oh that's right, old mofos. "Rock" on grandpa.

Blohan
 

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006...say_lohan2.jpg

Then maybe you're the right person to explain the inexplicable: wtf is up with that fedora?

it seems
 

exactly.

If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 

They call it "classic" rock for a reason, you little turd.

Hey I'm back
 

Why would you assume that her manner of dress has changed?

Blohan
 

I'm guessing it's the alcohol. One evening, after drinks at Cantor's, friends and I donned some bright orange construction cones and ran down the street with them on our heads. We looked smashing!

If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 

when Taxwonk says he played "rock" in a band in grammar school he means he actually took two rocks and banged them together as the class learned cave painting.

If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 

I take back everything I've ever said about you Hankie, you're alright in my book.

Hey I'm back
 

I wouldn't.

Orangina
 

My orangina bottle is dented. This is messing with my head, because it's glass, so I couldn't have done it, yet I keep reacting as if it were plastic and I could get it back into shape. Does anyone know what is up with this? Is it meant to be a place for your fingers? I find it disconcerting.

Secondly, there could be no worse way to spend your lunch than shopping in both a Macy's and a CVS while possessing the foolish hope that you will get out of either store quickly and without a throbbing headache.

Blohan
 

I goes with the fine leather jacket that she stole from Tattoo.

Orangina
 

is it a navel orangina?

Orangina
 

They can cure that now.

Ryan Howard
 

A poll on the front page of espn.com asks who would the responder regard as the single season HR king if Ryan Howard hits 62.

51% say Ryan Howard.