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sebastian_dangerfield 09-06-2006 01:21 PM
Suri Cruise
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Agreed, I guess I'm just being cranky pants. or comparing to my kids as babies which I obviously should have TM rate since I am deluded as well to their attractiveness. ha. AoN, in Whole Foods a woman said that they are "good looking boys" and I feel they are.
I don't think TM'd feel comfortable judging a children's beauty pageant. Maybe if you had girls...

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-06-2006 01:22 PM
Suri Cruise
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Indeed.

I was using understatement as a device to show emphasis.
Ah, meiosis. My second favorite device after litotes.

Replaced_Texan 09-06-2006 01:24 PM
Harriet! Har-ee-et. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.
 
Having no one to object to my DVD choice last night, I watched So I Married an Axe Murderer...

I'd forgotten how much I miss Phil Hartman. "Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system a 'bitch.' And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife, or 'shiv', and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.... This way to the cafeteria!"

Shape Shifter 09-06-2006 01:27 PM
Suri Cruise
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
She looks adorable in the pictures I have seen of her. A very cute baby. Still, there is something weird about the whole thing. I can't quite put my finger on it.
I think she looks delicious. Do you think she's smart?

patentparanyc 09-06-2006 01:28 PM
Suri Cruise
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think she looks delicious. Do you think she's smart?

It's SURI, not APPLE silly.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-06-2006 01:31 PM
Harriet! Har-ee-et. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan


I'd forgotten how much I miss Phil Hartman.
Stay away from old Simpsons reruns, then.

Replaced_Texan 09-06-2006 01:36 PM
Anyone have a reason to buy BRC a present?
 
Lovecraftian scents
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R'LYEH
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. The sunken city of the Great God Cthulhu. A hellishly dark aquatic scent, evocative of fathomless oceanic deeps, the mysteries of madness buried under crushing black waters, and the brooding eternal evil that lies beneath the waves.
or maybe
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THE HIGH PRIEST NOT TO BE DESCRIBED
. . .

Monastic incense, blood musk, black leather, cypress, pimento, white pepper, and Roman chamomile.
or perhaps

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MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY

The scent of Irish coffee, dusty tomes and polished oakwood halls.

Penske_Account 09-06-2006 01:57 PM
dog update
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Displaced Dog and The Puppy are supremely disappointed they weren't invited. They usually have cheesecake on their birthdays, but I'm pretty sure that they wouldn't be adverse to carob cake.

The Displaced Dog's 14th birthday will be next month. Ya'll are all invited.
They didn't get the eVites? Fucking computer. I blame the tech guy, obviously he is taking his aggression towards Slave out on me......



Carob cake was good. I'll fax you a piece for the pups.

SlaveNoMore 09-06-2006 02:03 PM
Suri Cruise
 
Quote:
greatwhitenorthchick
She looks adorable in the pictures I have seen of her. A very cute baby. Still, there is something weird about the whole thing. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Perhaps it's that, unlike that baby, neither Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes are Chinese?

Penske_Account 09-06-2006 02:03 PM
Suri Cruise
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think she's actually pretty cute. If she weren't Tom Cruise's baby, which is not her fault, people wouldn't feel compelled to say otherwise. What strikes me about the photos that have been released is that Tom is holding on to that baby a bit too tightly, and his body is physically blocking Katie's, I mean, Kate's, access to the baby. If I had to write a caption, it would be "if you ever think of leaving, don't dare dream that you'll get custody."
Before I waste the $5.95, anyone know if there are pics of Kate breastfeeding the little rugrat in the VF spread????

SlaveNoMore 09-06-2006 02:04 PM
More pie
 
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bold_n_brazen
Goddamn you.

Now I have to go make a banana cream pie.
Is that the kids are calling it these days?

SlaveNoMore 09-06-2006 02:08 PM
Suri Cruise
 
Quote:
Penske_Account
...Kate breastfeeding the little rugrat in the VF spread????
A bit difficult when a baby is adopted, no?

patentparanyc 09-06-2006 02:09 PM
Suri Cruise
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Before I waste the $5.95, anyone know if there are pics of Kate breastfeeding the little rugrat in the VF spread????
What, is lactation lover you sock?

bold_n_brazen 09-06-2006 02:13 PM
More pie
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Is that the kids are calling it these days?
I used to have a roommate who referred to it as "making cookies".

She was a third grade teacher.

Somehow, I find this frightening.

Paisley 09-06-2006 02:13 PM
Unflattering Pic of Suri Cruise
 
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Not a good looking baby. heh. Not a disfigured baby but funny looking man. cute since she is a baby but ooh faa. facia bruta.


Spree: Gawker pics from Vanity Fair:

http://gawker.com/news/suri/suri-the...air-198786.php
That kid looks like she's wearing a wig! My almost 2 year old has less hair than that.


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