Ho Ho Ho
 

You're one to talk.

For a dichotomy
 

For a dichotomy:

"Andre the Giant has a posse"

or

"All your base are belong to us?"

str(for me it's a toss-up)8.

size ???? and size ?!@#$!!
 

Now that we have our own VPS, we should reinstute Breasticle Day.

Especially if Monster Unit agrees to reappear.

Thurgreed, are you game?

Missing all the fun
 

This talk of breasticle day reminds me of a lingering question: is it a big hoax, or did some of you all actually post naked pictures (of yourselves) on the FB? Did the pics all omit faces, or were faces blue-dotted ala the William Kennedy Smith accuser? Did everybody go out & buy digital cameras to keep from giving the CVS clerk a show, or are there some Samanthas among us who have gone so far as to have their Ts & As & Cs professionally photographed?

Indulge me.

Missing all the fun
 

wasn't posting then, but this does remind me of the Trading Spaces where Doug blew up a big photo he found of the wife posing leg akimbo in leather hotpants and bustier and put it over the mantlepiece in the living room.

Hmmm....perhaps that was JFF IRL.

MBA inspired question:
 

1. No. I have photos of her having her dress pulled up over her thong and spanked in front of her friends by a greasy guido stripper. I also have a really funny photo of her pulling down his thong and exposing the fact that he had a stuffed thong. He looked real pissed and told her to take her hands off him.

2. A lap dance can be way more intimate than the whipped cream thing. At most bacehlor parties, the lap dancers in private rooms will offer sex. At bachelor parties in hotel rooms, they'll just come right out and offer sex. The whipped cream thing (which would gross me out because strippers tend to be skanks) is a ritual done in public, so no, its as intimate as a lap dance.

S(not a fan of strip clubs or getting escorts)D

MBA inspired question:
 

CAVEAT:
My previous could be misconstrued. I have never done anything with a stripper or escort. Its a waste of fucking money and a hell of a risk for a very shitty reward. I'll do anything but cheat on the Mrs.

S(not a moralist, but didn't want to leave that poorly worded previous post out there)D

Missing all the fun
 

It is not a hoax.

MBA inspired question:
 

Could someone explain to me what the allure is of hiring a stripper, seriously? Having to pay someone--particularly a skank with stuffed or silicone assets-- to fake sexual interest in you strikes me as pathetic--that it just means you can't appeal to anyone on your own so you have to pay for it.

Missing all the fun
 

If you were hired in the last year or so, check your cache and your hard drive. Maybe the GA who had your computer before you got to see the pics that were posted on bresticle day and saved them. With the possible exception of the Monster Unit, I'd say all of them were real GAs. Most of the pics were cropped so that identifiers (i.e. faces) were removed, though I think one or two were digitally altered ala Cops.

edited because I can't spell

MBA inspired question:
 

Because most, if not all, times - that "skank" as you called her, is a lot hotter than the nagging broad in the white dress.

And since the prospective groom has probably already nailed this [soon to get fat] broad in the white dress six ways to sunday - his sexual fantasies about her are probably tapped out by now. The stripper will assure him several good mental photos to jerk off to on those off nights when his blushing bride ate a few too many Ho-Hos and claims have a sugar crash "headache".

not7y(Internet porn - a married man's best friend)S

MBA inspired question:
 

I thought the Ho-Ho's were a married man's best friend.

The stripper question
 

Well that explains the women hiring man-hos--I see far more slender, attractive women married to schlumpy beer-gutted 'I mated so I let myself go' guys than the other way around. I can't imagine these women are thinking about their husbands much...

re: For a Dichotomy
 

http://www.giantgenius.com/images/Ap...images/839.jpg
Definitely Andre.

MBA inspired question:
 

PJ,

Bachelor parties are an excuse to spend fuckloads of dough, drink and take whatever you like and hang out in a hotel room in the midst of a freak show... plus there are naked chicks around.
They're like college parties, but in nice hotels.

I agree that strippers are boring, but they're the chosen form of entertainment.

Are you implying that a chick with silicon implants is a skank? Join Paigow in the self-righteous club if you are. Where does anyone get off making those sorts of judgments? You don't sound like some homely player hater...

S(how in the helld did I reach the nadir of using "player hater"?)D