Unfortunately, the statute has run on my 3rd grade teacher, Sr. Assumpta
 

Please explain. I don't think I've ever matched and I've never seen anyone get "horrified". Surprised, maybe. But horrified? I don't think I understand what you are saying.

edited to say that perhaps all the meaning of what you are saying is contained in the word "ass muffin" and I am not sure what that is.

Only place to ask this would be the FB
 

Why not just borrow one from Slave. Certainly there must be some in his vast collection that are good and that he doesn't watch on a daily basis.

Nu Wave Hookers? (the original-classique!)

Only place to ask this would be the FB
 

Um, how can I put this so that you will understand?

Think: Costanza's experience trying to return the book he had to buy because he brought it into the bathroom with him. A certain something just attaches.

TM

Not about porn - Test
 

Been there, done that.

No betting on Gigli at my site, don't know why. Only Bad Boys II, How to Deal, and Johhny English.

I do have a quiz for you, though. Who is this author?

Speaking as a Southern Baptist, I think Catholics have the right idea. If you want to join their management team, you have to sleep alone (more or less). I pray those misguided reformers agitating against priestly celibacy never succeed. The whole point is to prevent priests from having children, thus sparing their offspring the acute anguish of listening to Dad sermonize ever Sunday. It's so embarassing. Whatever the topic, the message always boils down to "I'm OK, you're a rotten sinner." So we're all bound for hell - could it be any worse than suburban Ohio on a grey Sunday morning?

Assmuffin
 

Not talking rug/drapes matching- has there been a matched set in the history of porn? Its about the ass muffin which I once saw in a porno. I was gonna go with "ass pubes" to describe this, but felt that ass muffin sounded less horrific. Muffin is from muff btw.

Not about porn - Test
 

Jimmy Carter? :D

Oh, my!
 

I am praying that IT doesn't pick this particular day to Big-Brother me.

Mr. Lex's college pornos were ripped off by the maintenance guy at the last apartment he lived in. For obvious reasons, he did not file a complaint with management.

-TL

Just Don't Unplug the Machine
 

Man sets new Donkey Kong record. Article (from CNN, not the Onion).

I'll let Paigow figure out what year that is "So". My memory doesn't go back that far.

Only place to ask this would be the FB
 

I'm with you TF. I've heard pieces (the SO downloads clips all the time) but I've never seen any. I have no interest in ever seeing it even though the SO keeps telling me what a good movie Dinner Party is. Dinner Party 2 apparently is not a good movie.

Anne

TM on hygiene
 

Well, I went to find the helpful hints from Thurgreed post on the SB. The SB is stil a library of treasures. While scanning for the post, which was 2001, I found a nice thread entitled "My Secretary Smells" (and even got to read the description which involved an ashtray and moldy meat). Sadly, the most recent post is from one "Moist Panties" (Coltraine?) and was on July 4 (how pathetic).

Anyway, here is TM on hygiene:

JRUSS: Why would doggie-style be out

(TM) Back when TM was in play for ladies other than Mrs. TM (okay, that would be last week ; ) (Editor's note <---- is that an emoticon from Thurgreed? and to illuminate such a terrible joke, jesus), there were times when doggie-style was definitely OUT.

I remember a couple of times (with different girls) when I would flip a partner over for some puppy lovin' and that ass would spread when I was doing my box-work, and the faintest smell of ass wafted up. THAT kills doggy style.

So, if your man wants you on all fours and then quickly changes his mind for another position, it may be time to wash your ass.

Thurgreed(Lots of jokes -- yo momma or otherwise -- to be seized upon in this post)Marshall

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Good call. Way too much dialog. And at the end of it, who wants to see Wallace Shawn naked?

I do like to reenact some of the hotter scenes with my action figures, which I keep in my Remains of the Day lunchbox.

Just Don't Unplug the Machine
 

Well the math is easy. This guy's been hooked since college and he's 37.

Otherwise my only other comment is...typical. This geek is from Redmond. Land of the computer game geeks.

TM on hygiene
 

If your search criteria included "Thurgreed" and "ass," I'm guessing that took a long time to find.

And I feel like I'm in another dimension because the emoticon in my own post just made me TUMMLB*.

T(uao)M

*Throw Up in My Mouth a Little Bit

TM on hygiene
 

Keyword was "wash". Apparently somewhere along the way, Sebastian was telling a story about anal and you had this to say

SD: I didn't feel my most "fresh" at that moment.

(TM)See people? Wash your ass!

TM

Let me say, TM, that I now compulsively wash my ass. MR could eat off of it. And I dont want to go anywhere near SD's ass.

Only place to ask this would be the FB
 

I take it then, that you don't want the one that appalled LadyG and Multo - you know, the one with the all-girl soccer team and the electric drills with dildos attached.

not7y(you cannot make this shit up)S