LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, new topic.

What's the deal with Hollywood men and toenail polish???
Last week (I think) some guy was on Leno, and Leno was giving him crap about wearing toenail polish (someone help me out here, who was it?)

And now, I see a picture of Val Kilmer with red toenail polish (not his color) in an old People magazine. Are you guys really going to start with this? Wasn't the earrings enough? What next? Blow dryers and curling irons?

That's not hollywood men. That is highly metrosexual behavior.

Sadly, the OM will not wear toe nail polish and cannot use blow dryers or a curling iron or any styling products other than sunscreen on his head, so his conversion to full metrosexual status has been stunted.

robustpuppy

07-18-2003 01:14 PM

Silence

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Originally posted by Who's Your Puft Daddy?
Anyone who has the kind of relationship with their spouse that permits that type of conversation has my undying envy and admiration.

Anyone who doesn't have the kind of relationship that permits that type of conversation has my sympathy.

That she is willing to shave it however you want and can say (with a straight face) that it's a "religious experience" ... well, that makes her a keeper.

sebastian_dangerfield

07-18-2003 01:14 PM

Ben & Jen

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Originally posted by purse junkie
I actually wish them a lifetime of happiness. Because when she ages a bit and her ass droops, and some male eye candy comes along who makes everyone realize that Ben really has absolutely no onscreeen charisma, they're going to have no one but themselves. And I suppose a few leeching remnants of their entourage, but don't even leeches head for better feeding grounds after a while?

I feel bad for Affleck - I kind of like his past work. He's a fucking car wreck now. He needs to get the fuck away from JLo because her 15 min will be coming to a close in the very near future. Frankly, I'm amazed she's managed to fly on little more than hype for this long. And you're right... her atrociously unattractive massive ass will be as wide as the side of a barn, with those nasty saddle bags on either side, very shortly.

S(cannot abide a bad ass)D

robustpuppy

07-18-2003 01:15 PM

Toenail polish

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Originally posted by evenodds
Sadly, the OM will not wear toe nail polish and cannot use blow dryers or a curling iron or any styling products other than sunscreen on his head, so his conversion to full metrosexual status has been stunted.

It's not too late for him to don a pair of capris.

NotFromHere

07-18-2003 01:17 PM

Toenail polish

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's not too late for him to don a pair of capris.

And a midriff top.

Anne Elk

07-18-2003 01:19 PM

Toenail polish

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Are you guys really going to start with this? Wasn't the earrings enough? What next? Blow dryers and curling irons?

Are you sure they were not victims of a cruel/pathetic joke?

Many moons ago, my then roommate fell asleep in front of the TV. My neighbor and I were doing our nails and couldn't pass up the opportunity. A short time later, the roommate had red and purple toenails (alternating colors). The best part, he didn't notice until someone pointed them out at a cookout that evening. After he awoke fom his nap, he shuffled into his sandles and hurried off to the event.

Ahhh, the simple pleaures in life.

Anne

robustpuppy

07-18-2003 01:19 PM

Toenail polish

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And a midriff top.

So 2002.

notcasesensitive

07-18-2003 01:19 PM

Toenail polish

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's not too late for him to don a pair of capris.

Only if he wears them with some slides. (polish optional, pedicure not optional)

NotFromHere

07-18-2003 01:19 PM

Ben & Jen

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yeah, have you seen what's left of Anna Nicole's entourage? A hapless attorney with nothing better to do, and the rest are toothless hillbillies.

Watchtower

07-18-2003 01:20 PM

Silence

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Anyone who doesn't have the kind of relationship that permits that type of conversation has my sympathy.

That she is willing to shave it however you want and can say (with a straight face) that it's a "religious experience" ... well, that makes her a keeper.

Not exactly a straight face on this one. But, yes, a definite keeper.

robustpuppy

07-18-2003 01:23 PM

Toenail polish

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Only if he wears them with some slides. (polish optional, pedicure not optional)

Ugh. I've gone from thinking of the Isle of Capri, to thinking of the guys who ruin my breakfast on the weekend by shuffling into the so-called "New York" bagel shop (criminally false advertising, IMO) in adidas flip flops with horrendously neglected feet.

If you can't bother to buy a damned pumice and use it for 30 seconds a day, then cover up those nasty little piggies.

purse junkie

07-18-2003 01:23 PM

Toenail polish

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Originally posted by evenodds
That's not hollywood men. That is highly metrosexual behavior.

Sadly, the OM will not wear toe nail polish and cannot use blow dryers or a curling iron or any styling products other than sunscreen on his head, so his conversion to full metrosexual status has been stunted.

Oh dammit, I cannot figure out how to use a drying or a curling iron or any styling products (other than Bumble & Bumble Surf Spray) either. I can't even qualify as a metrosexual!

I did, however, just give myself a truly smashing pedicure.

NotFromHere

07-18-2003 01:23 PM

Toenail polish

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Are you sure they were not victims of a cruel/pathetic joke?

Many moons ago, my then roommate fell asleep in front of the TV. My neighbor and I were doing our nails and couldn't pass up the opportunity. A short time later, the roommate had red and purple toenails (alternating colors). The best part, he didn't notice until someone pointed them out at a cookout that evening. After he awoke fom his nap, he shuffled into his sandles and hurried off to the event.

Ahhh, the simple pleaures in life.

Anne

Positive. The guy on Leno was proud to be in touch with this feminine side (help me out someone - who was this?) and the picture of Val is quite clear.

A bunch of us went to a football game in another city in college. After the game, big party, lots of drinking - same thing happened. Some guy passed out and we put eyeshadow, lipstick, sharpie all over his face. Luckily we had a camera and took pictures. That's what you get when you pass out at a party with your frat brothers/sorority sisters.

robustpuppy

07-18-2003 01:23 PM

I saw Gawd

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Originally posted by Watchtower
Not exactly a straight face on this one. But, yes, a definite keeper.

Seriously, I would worry about anybody who would say that with a straight face.

Shape Shifter

07-18-2003 01:27 PM

Ben & Jen

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
A hapless attorney with nothing better to do, and the rest are toothless hillbillies.

How did he get this gig (not that I'd ever want it - just curious)? How does he bill? Is he with a firm? Why is he there? Where did he go to school? Does he get weekends off?

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