Queer eye for the straight gal
 

I caught you mixing me up with PJ there G3, but I don't take it as an insult.

As for the show, it couldn't air on Bravo, and four other gals is still too much of a crowd.

Ben & Jen
 

But why do her tits point up? Are they anti-gravity?

Queer eye for the straight gal
 

Damn, I thought I caught that! (Prior errant post originally had reference to proposed PJ/Paigow mud wrestling match that was edited within a millisecond, mistaking RP for PJ).

If Paigow weren't such a stick in the mud, the PJ/PP mudwrestling would have been a good warmup, but, you know, I like this idea much more. More original.

I'll whack you with a ruler
 

Easier said than done. But you don't know me if you assume that's the only damning thing I might pray for.

I'll whack you with a ruler
 

Don't be such a flirt.

Bambi Hunting
 

LAS VEGAS, July 18 — Outraged by a Las Vegas company that claims to offer men a chance to stalk and shoot naked women in the Nevada desert with paintball guns, women’s groups and government agencies were scrambling to find a way to shut down such “Bambi” hunts. “As soon as I found out about this, I called for an investigation,” Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman said. “Las Vegas is a place where anything goes, but this crosses the line if this is real.”

Really? Is this really worse than prostitution?

Queer eye for the straight gal; thongs
 

Especially because she just would've just run away like a simp anyhow.

BTW, WTF is all the fuss over thongs? Having just tried one, they seem like an expensive exercise in total pointlessness. Next time, I'm just going commando.

Queer eye for the straight gal; thongs
 

You are hereby declared the victor by default. She loses her crown (I'll bet you've all been wondering how she ever became a princess, weren't you?); henceforth, she shall just be Paigow and you shall be Purse Junkie Princess!

Queer eye for the straight gal; thongs
 

Given your (apparent) fondness for Alice in Wonderland, I would have expected you to say "Off with her head!"

Original GI Joe
 

Since I don't have any brothers, I always wondered what the fascination was about GI Joe. Now I know...he can crouch in a foxhole.

The prototype for the G.I. Joe action figure, "Rocky the Paratrooper," is expected to fetch $600,000 when it goes up for auction this month. Hundreds of G.I. Joe fans from around the country are attending the convention.

Original G.I. Joe going up for bid

Prototype of action figure to go for minimum of $600,000
SAN DIEGO, July 18 — His hand-painted expression reflects a history of battles. His camouflage helmet is cracked, but the stitching on his green fatigues is remarkably intact.
HE IS THE original G.I. Joe - the 1963 prototype of the “action figure” that revolutionized the way American boys play. On Friday, he’ll be sold at an auction that could make him the most expensive toy ever.
For decades, the handmade 11½-inch figure lay in a cardboard box in the Rhode Island home of his creator, Don Levine, a Korean War veteran and former Hasbro executive.
But Levine’s soldier had to be moveable, able to crouch in a foxhole and carry gear in his arms. Inspiration struck as Levine walked past an art supply store and saw posable wooden artists’ figures.
Until then, boys had played with bicycles and balls, or perhaps stiff toy soldiers. Levine’s concept was ahead of its time. Many claimed that boys wouldn’t want to be playing with, ahem, a doll.
Levine banished the d-word and coined a new, now ubiquitous term: “action figure.”

Go Joe

Queer eye for the straight gal; thongs
 

More AiW here: http://www.bridgeoflove.com/bookstore/bol/alice.html

Queer eye for the straight gal; thongs
 

I fear for David Icke. The part where he says he's spent well over a decade in pursuit of the real culprits behind 9/11 might get him subpoenaed for a deposition --- or worse!

Queer eye for the straight gal; thongs
 

Fantastic! I will, however, accept that Judith Lieber swan bag-of-my-dreams in lieu of a tiara.

Do I get a duly sycophantic entourage, too?

Queer eye for the straight gal; thongs
 

I'd suggest letting Paigow keep the syncophants, but I'm sure we can find an entourage. Can I be the court jester?

Bambi Hunting
 

I hate it when someone bruises my Nevada desert.