LawTalkers - Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I can't get you a meeting, but I can get you some CDs if you'd like them.

[CDs?]

Yeah, See Deez Nuts. Actually, I take that back, I can get you a meeting . . . with Eileen.

[Eileen? Eileen who?]

I lean back so you can rub on Deez Nuts.

The thing about the jaegermeister and the pile of blow and the hotel room?...

It's off.

bold_n_brazen

05-17-2004 07:31 PM

This is sending me straight to the vomitorium.

Gwyneth Paltrow named her newborn daughter "Apple".

Now if you will excuse me, I must go vomit.

LessinSF

05-17-2004 07:37 PM

This just in...

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Her stare is frightening me.

Sure it's not making you oddly moist?

tmdiva

05-17-2004 07:45 PM

This is sending me straight to the vomitorium.

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Gwyneth Paltrow named her newborn daughter "Apple".

Now if you will excuse me, I must go vomit.

My favorite part of that story is where they said the baby weighed 9 lbs 11 oz. That's a lot of baby. But it also means a) Gwynnie didn't starve herself during her pregnancy and b) she's not one of those take-the-baby-early-so-I-don't-get-stretch-marks kind of gals.

tm

ABBAKiss

05-17-2004 07:45 PM

This just in...

Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
Sure it's not making you oddly moist?

Something (rather, someone) else is making me oddly moist.

Slave Once Again

05-17-2004 07:51 PM

This just in...

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Something (rather, someone) else is making me oddly moist.

Which is certain to result in making fodder for a Paigow not so inside inside tale of jealous envy. Meet me in my (new) kitchen. and bring the manolos.

Skeks in the city

05-17-2004 08:52 PM

You might be irredeemable white trash if . . .

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

Quote:

your 13-year-old daughter is sent home from her Catholic school's Graduation Picture Day because her dress showed too much cleavage, and you decide to call the local television news to plead your case. On your porch. With your daugher wearing the dress.

I've seen worse. I went to school with more than one fat chick that wore a transparent top to show off rolls of fat.

Slave Once Again

05-17-2004 08:56 PM

You might be irredeemable white trash if . . .

Quote:

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

I've seen worse. I went to school with more than one fat chick that wore a transparent top to show off rolls of fat.

You went to school with Thurgreed's momma?

dc_chef

05-17-2004 09:15 PM

Crap

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I just got some feedback re my behavior at a firm-related wedding. I am sooooo getting fired. Or promoted. The jury is still out. I just really envy people who consistently are normal and fly beneath the radar. No one ever says, "ABBA? Was she even there?" or "it was really nice to chat with ABBA last night. She has some interesting views on politics and I bet she would make a fantastic wife and mother." It's always, "Holy shit -- ABBA was wayyy outrageous last night." Sigh. I blame John Stamos.

Did you hit on your spouse's absurdly hot 19 year old cousin, after you had more drinks in one night than you've had in 10 years? Did you end up in a hot tub with your spouse and another chick and another guy, with the chick wearing a jog bra and see through lace panties, because she forgot her bathing suit, but wanted to go in the hot tub?

Oh wait, that was me.

Slave Once Again

05-17-2004 09:18 PM

Crap

Quote:

Originally posted by dc_chef
Did you hit on your spouse's absurdly hot 19 year old cousin, after you had more drinks in one night than you've had in 10 years? Did you end up in a hot tub with your spouse and another chick and another guy, with the chick wearing a jog bra and see through lace panties, because she forgot her bathing suit, but wanted to go in the hot tub?

Oh wait, that was me.

No THAT was ME, except the "another guy" was another chick in lace panties and I wasn't married to my spouse.

c2ed	05-17-2004 10:13 PM

the face that launched $46 mil over the weekend?

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch [list]This is not the movie for people who have read and reread the "The Iliad" and have dreamed of the Trojan War, the clash of civilizations, the mighty armies and outsize personalities. It is more for people who want to see Brad Pitt in a tunic, some good combat scenes and a little romance.

Thank you. Orlando Bloom shouldn't even have gotten the part of Paris in a school play for how poor his performance was. And I couldn't figure out if Eric Bana decided on his own to just "emote" and make Hector a pissy wuss (compared to how he was portrayed in the Iliad) or if the director said "You are not Brad Pitt. Don't forget that. We're not paying you to outshine Brad. Be more introspective and s**t."

I agree with a commentator on NPR that they should have done it without ever showing Helen, to leave it to the viewer's imagination.

C(and Mr. Deuced just kept saying "damn, they should have gotten Denise Richards to be Helen ... at least she's HOT")deuced

c2ed	05-17-2004 10:20 PM

You might be irredeemable white trash if . . .

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Why make the poor girl feel bad about her body?

Exactly. I think they should have been more horrified by her grammar.

"I don't think nothing was wrong with the dress," eighth-grader Dannielle Fuqua said. "I wouldn't have came to school if I thought something was wrong with the dress."

Tyrone Slothrop

05-18-2004 12:33 AM

next up: the burrito craze sweeping the capital

The Washington Post reports on the phenomenom of stupid people who stand abreast on Metro escalators, blocking smarter riders. Sad to say there's no coverage of the fatty angle, or of the whole sidewalk thing. Maybe they're saving that for a special follow-up series.

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-d...023-2004May16L

My source says that's paigow just below the very bottom of the picture.

Not Me

05-18-2004 12:42 AM

next up: the burrito craze sweeping the capital

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-d...023-2004May16L

My source says that's paigow just below the very bottom of the picture.

I am trying to understand what you mean by "just below the very bottom of the picture." But failing.

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