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What's yout take on tattoos? Piercing?

Ad(curious)L

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Wake up and smell the jism. Slave digs skanks bc they will let him stick it in their well trodden twats for nothing more than a C note. No talking, no handholding, no hassles.

Now, what I dont get is how he is okay sticking his dick in some hole where a million and one Lesters and Cornholes have been, yet his apartment is immaculately clean and he is OCD about something like body hair messing up his nice smooth clean surfaces.

Beef, Chicken or Fish
 

Come to think of it, I am feeling rather jovial today.


I need a drink everytime I see one of my idiot friends get married -And it's only a matter of time before I'm taking them out drinking when they get divorced.

not(married)7yS

Beef, Chicken or Fish
 

Not married? Or not not married?:confused:

Someone asked for a Can Opener?
 

Well-trodden perhaps. Yet, I do not recall you asking for cash.

not7y(begging the age old question of skankdom? The person who digs skanks - or the person who sleeps with the person who digs skanks)S

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Tattoos: Always heeded my grandpa's advice, who pulled us all aside as we came of age, showed us the tattoos in his arm he'd gotten as a sailor, and snarled, "That was the stupidest fucking thing I ever did!"

Don't mind 'em on anyone else, except I'm completely amused by 'tribal' tatoos on kids from the Tribe of the Suburban Mall of America, and I hope they don't regret em later.

Piercing: these can close much more easily and painlessly than you can remove an implant or laser off a tattoo. Some places though, I am far too squeamish to even contemplate.

Someone asked for a Can Opener?
 

This convo is so kewt.

r(ahh, young love)p

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That reminds me of a I soldier I saw interviewed after Gulf War I. Prior to the commencement of the shooting war, he had gotten a huge-ass-"Desert Shield" tat on his deltoid, which, with the commencement of the hostilities, became immediately obsolete.


Although a tongue or a nipple is kinda sexy IMHO, I will NEVER understand genital piercing.

Someone asked for a Can Opener?
 

Perhaps I have a far more exclusive definition of "skank" but not everyone who dances for money is a skank.

There are many skanky women who have never danced for money (at least not legitimately).

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Had a friend in college who got his tongue pierced. Once you have seen a really nasty infected tongue, you will never say tongue piercing is sexy.

-T(shudder)L

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Paigow,

Lets go to school again.

1. "Dude, you should know that silicon implants are the province of strippers, porn stars, and apparently private hookers everywhere."

And my friend's wife who is a professor, and my father's best friend's wife who lost breast tissue after breast feeding. My aunt's best friend who thought she "needed a lift". They are strippers, of course. And they have no class.

2. "When normal folks have decided that they want to look like a skank, it says something about where society is heading."

Actually, the examples I cited above all had moderate corrective and or tasteful (to use your loaded terminology) work done. Not every boob job is a Pam Anderson balloon, but who am I to make that statement to an authority such as you. I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

3. "And dont judge me for disliking fake tits and the people who have them and what influence they have on youjng girls and unrealistic body images."

I made no moral judgment - I called you self righteous. Am I wrong? If you take that as negative, understand - I speak literally, expect of course when I use the term "classy," in which case I'm using an inside joke. A dictionary of which words I mean literally and which have subjective meanings will be provided "Clockwork Orange" style at the end of this post.

By the way, the ludicrous "You are not tolerant because you are intolerant of intolerance" works as bad here as it does for pro-lifers.

4. "You are utterly judgmental about something you know nothing about."

No, I'm advocating that there are two sides to the issue, which you refuse to recognize.

SD

Someone asked for a Can Opener?
 

took the words right out of my mouth.

Parry, Riposte
 

Good one.

Now now. No need to get nasty.

not7y(besides, that girl isn't around today)S

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After seeing an MTV special on that (with the naughty bits blurred out as someone got it done half-swooning in happiness and pain), I almost keeled over.

p(too wussy to ever be a good punk back in the day)j

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Now, I'm not good at the translation thing like Thurgreed, but I think what paigow was saying is that all strippers have fake boobs, not that all people with fake boobs are strippers (you know, like all collies are dogs, but not all dogs are collies).

I think she has a point that to be in the "sex trade", fake boobs are a must. If her point is that anyone with fake boobs must be in the sex trade, then obviously, that is ridiculous. (you know, spelling "ridiculous" correctly now looks wrong to me -- sigh.)