Only 19,876 more to catch Wilt
 

I think he will be better served by going with the Dr. William Kennedy Smith defence.

Going a bit further down that path, he should have just gone the Senator Ted Kennedy the best defence is a good offence route and drowned the gold digging ho'. NTTAWWT.

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Ah okay. I didn't think Lil' Kim or Snoopcat were interns for Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison, fo shizzle, my sizzle, indeed.

Only 19,876 more to catch Wilt
 

Kobe didn't go to college.

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Twerp. His football roster at Amherst says he's 5'11"? Me no think so.

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and 205? Link
and a defensive tackle at that size? I know it's division III, but he's riding some major pine. And the hazing won't be too pleasant this August.

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Maybe when the penis growing from his head is erect.

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I liked this post by BrickHorn --

Reasons I'm better than Paul Kelly Tripplehorn:

1. I am not as ugly as homemade soap.

2. I bathe.

3. I can spell.

4. I don't feel the need to compare myself to others (unlike Paul Kelly Tripplehorn, who is far inferior to me in the important categories of attractiveness, hygeine, intelligence and modesty).

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It has a certain paigowesque je ne sais quoi to it.

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You're lucky she can't see that post Burger or she would kick your sorry ass!!

TdF Article
 

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"Now he's the big favorite,'' Armstrong said. Armstrong looked stunned when he ascended the podium to accept the leader's yellow jersey. Afterward, he seemed spent -- physically and emotionally. "I had an incredible crisis. ... I felt like I was pedaling backward,'' a flush-faced Armstrong said. Temperatures in the shade reached 97 and were far worse in the sun. "Perhaps it was too hot for me,'' Armstrong said. "I don't know. I suffered.'' "It's the thirstiest I've ever been in a time trial, right from the beginning for some odd reason,'' he said.

Armstrong was not the only exhausted rider. Immediately after crossing the finish line in fifth place, American Tyler Hamilton -- competing with a broken collarbone -- stumbled off his bike, lurched forward and vomited.

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she had me off ignore by later that afternoon.

and I very much doubt I'd suffer an ass kicking at her hands (or feet). Unless she brought an umbrella.

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Or a stun gun and testicle clamps, but perhaps if you were able to mount your bike before she caught you, you could lose her in the mountains.

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I can't possibly be the first to say it, but damn is that one ugly suit that clod is wearing. Or is it a mismatched sport coat and ill-fitting dockers? Can't quite tell. And the tie. Ought to be given an immediate dishonorable discharge and buried deep.

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Where had I gotten this crazy, fucked-up idea that Texas had some Mexicans living there?

Bambi Hunting
 

Aren't they? (Not just women, but the nature of relationships.) They just put it differently.