I'm signficiant!
 

By implication, Paigow has found me signficant.

Oh, Goody, Goody, Goody....

Is it a date or just coffee?
 

Your bitterness is making you boring and predictable.

And unbangable.

Yawn.
 

There is nothing so disappointing as returning from watching an incredibly exciting TdF stage, in what has been the most competitive race in the last 50 years, to see that the only things posted are about who is ignoring whom and who is insignificant.

Dull.

Boring.

Yawn.

I expect better from all of you.

Even(cannot be ignored)Odds

Yawn.
 

It's not very interesting but I read on my "serious" discussion list over the weekend that the Vegas paint ball thing is a fake. Apparently, it was a publicity stunt (see Snopes piece).

Judge Orders Book Report
 

Judge Orders Man to Read 'Mockingbird'

WEST CHESTER, Pa. - A judge handed down a novel sentence to a defendant with a lengthy rap sheet: He ordered him to read "To Kill a Mockingbird."

Judge Juan Sanchez gave William Fowlkes, 46, of West Chester, his own copy of Harper Lee's classic novel and instructed him to read it and write an essay about how his "disgusting" behavior relates to the book.

Were I a judge, I might assign One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovic to let him know how much more life could suck.

Is it a date or just coffee?
 

Please, I am the Ann Coulter of this board. You may find me tiresome, annoying. full of hyperbole and from Connecticut, but you still want to bang me.

Is it a date or just coffee?
 

Well, maybe Thurgreed does....

Judge Orders Book Report
 

Or a day spent moderating the FB.

Bumfight and Hand's job
 

Ask and ye shall receive, Str8. This may be a little vague since I wasn't obsessively staring at her or anything, and because she was out the door by the time I realized what was happening, but...

Appeared to be late 20's, dark brown hair around shoulder length. Wearing as I recall one of those pseudo-men's dress shirts (white, might have had a pattern) with a medium-length dark skirt with a subtle floral print and black "strappy" sandals. Cannot provide brand or style details without turning in my "man-card" so that's the best I can do, but from what I remember she seemed pretty well put together. Thought she was cute, and if I wasn't so disinterested I'd probably be interested.

I'd recognize her if I saw her again, but I haven't seen her since. As a result, I haven't been able to explain my reasons for not calling her...

Judge Orders Book Report
 

Actually a sentence worse than death would be to force the condemned to go to a local middle school and write a report based upon those wonderful "science fair" experiments performed by 6th and 7th graders:

How long can a goldfish survive in a microwave oven;
Do plants like to listen to classical music or rap; and
Does soda really rot your teeth.

Bumfight and Hand's job
 

Why wouldn't you call her to explain your reason for not being interested?

2004 Vault Rankings
 

Theyyyy're Here:

http://www.vault.com/nr/lawrankings....d=242&top100=1

WSGR took a nice nose-dive.

Brobeck gone.

Williams & Connolly and Wiley Rein are now apparently New York firms.

Pillsbury made quite a jump.

Bumfight and Hand's job
 

If she saw your wedding ring, which your original post suggests she did, she doesn't need an explanation.

It shouldn't be a blow to her self-esteem to realize that a married man was not so overwhelmed by her beauty (of which he's only caught glimpses, anyway) that he was willing to cheat.

If her self-esteem would suffer, you would want to stay very far away, anyway, wouldn't you?

The line "I won't be ignored" comes to mind, for more reasons than one.

Yawn.
 

There's a new site motto in there somewhere -

Lawtalkers: Better than billing but not better than mountain stages of the Tour de France so come up with some better posts dammit.

Yawn.
 

Yes! We have a winner!

After I remove our current FB motto on the forums page, I will replace it with this.

Even(the current motto is for AG)Odds