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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-25-2006 04:11 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Can someone else agree to meet TM or someone so that we can get through 1200ish more posts? TYVM.
did Penske give you a different vacation schedule?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-25-2006 04:15 PM
Etiquette at the Gym
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. just one question though, did you wonder how Sebastian could see the sign up sheet to check it for accuracy while he was still on the machine? does he have like bionic eyes or something?
Just to the left of the machine, which is against a wall.

patentparanyc 08-25-2006 04:18 PM
Yeah
 
Bought Franco Sarto shoes on sale, 30 bucks. Went to Bendel bought Laura Mercier foundation and lipgloss too.

ltl/fb 08-25-2006 04:24 PM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
did Penske give you a different vacation schedule?
Bite your tongue. Of course not.

Sebby, you'd have a better chance of being left alone if you made minimal efforts to avoid people.

patentparanyc 08-25-2006 04:29 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd meet him, but a) I already judge my appearance to be lacking in a lot of respects so I don't need anyone else to do it and b) I've already met him and I like him quite a bit.

We'd end up drinking beer and shooting the shit. It wouldn't be eventful enough to warrant 1200 more posts.
I am sure u r beautiful and in terrific shape based upon the amount of time you focus on working out which I think is amazing....

sebastian_dangerfield 08-25-2006 04:29 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Bite your tongue. Of course not.

Sebby, you'd have a better chance of being left alone if you made minimal efforts to avoid people.
I do, but I can't fit a gym into the basement.

BTW, I'm not kidding. I think I have dyslexia. I can read words, but I get lost on graphs and maps. I mean, I really can't read the stuff and get totally confused looking at it.

patentparanyc 08-25-2006 04:30 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I do, but I can't fit a gym into the basement.
You could fit like an eliptical.

Hank Chinaski 08-25-2006 04:31 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just to the left of the machine, which is against a wall.
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little sheet, the one that says "Sign Up for Aerobic Machines"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about reserving exercise machines? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without health clubs, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to lose weight, but what about that fat girl, walking in, only has an hour, right now, in a health club and finding some cat on the machine for the whole hour she has? Doesn't SHE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about signing up or going over your time, you'd better think again. This is about that chubbo's right to work the machine without getting her time wasted! Or: maybe that turns you on, Sebby; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got a half hour, Sebastian.

patentparanyc 08-25-2006 04:32 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little sheet, the one that says "Sign Up for Aerobic Machines"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about reserving exercise machines? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without health clubs, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that fat girl, walking in, only has an hour, right now, in a health club and finding some cat on the machine for the whole hour she has ? Doesn't SHE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about signing up or going over your time, you'd better think again. This is about that chubbo's right to work the machine without getting her time wasted! Or: maybe that turns you on, Sebby; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got a half hour, Sebastian.
Ya know. As difficult as I am I sign up dutifully and wait patiently. Maybe I am a lemming, who knows. Maybe it is the obedient thing? I am so not a rebel.

Replaced_Texan 08-25-2006 04:33 PM
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My sister called with breaking news that Bruce and Patti split. Apparently, a 9/11 widow caught his eye.

ETA: And she's a redhead.

patentparanyc 08-25-2006 04:34 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister called with breaking news that Bruce and Patti split. Apparently, a 9/11 widow caught his eye.
That broke yesterday on Page 6, NY Post.

taxwonk 08-25-2006 04:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little sheet, the one that says "Sign Up for Aerobic Machines"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about reserving exercise machines? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without health clubs, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to lose weight, but what about that fat girl, walking in, only has an hour, right now, in a health club and finding some cat on the machine for the whole hour she has? Doesn't SHE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about signing up or going over your time, you'd better think again. This is about that chubbo's right to work the machine without getting her time wasted! Or: maybe that turns you on, Sebby; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got a half hour, Sebastian.
Fuck off, Bookman.

Pretty Little Flower 08-25-2006 04:42 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I just never paid attention to the sign up sheets. I admit, that is somewhat assholey.

I'm the kind of person who adapts. If I signed up and someone took my machine, I'd just move to something else. I'm not into enforcing anyone's "rights" all that stridently, even my own. That's probably why people take advantage of me at work. If an assistant wouldn't do something timely or do it at all, I'd just do it myself. I just figure, I don't want to deal with anybody'r "rights" or "duties" or any of that crap. I just want to do what I want to do and be left alone. So actually, honestly, I don't read any rules. They'll crop up if I violate them and make thmeselves known.

Is there something wrong with not wanting to deal with that sort of stuff. Why do I have to know yard markers if I can eyeball what club I should hit? Why do I need to know street names in manhattan if I have a kinda-photographic memory for things and can find my way based on landmarks? I think I have dyslexia because anything with a graph or a pile of directives on it just turns to a blur in front of my eyes. I'm hopeless to fill out forms of any kind. And you people just make fun of me for it. Which hurts.
Damn right, dude. Rules are for suckers. And for the weak.

I mean, some rules are O.K., I guess. If you are a weak ass sucker. If you are, you just keep on making up and following the rules, like the pathetic little weak ass sucker that you are. Me? I'll be doing my own thing, thank you very much. But it's not like I have anything against sucker ass rule followers like you. Really. Tell you what. I'll try not to ejaculate in your wife's hair this evening while your stuck at work following the rules. O.K.?

Shape Shifter 08-25-2006 04:45 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Damn right, dude. Rules are for suckers. And for the weak.

I mean, some rules are O.K., I guess. If you are a weak ass sucker. If you are, you just keep on making up and following the rules, like the pathetic little weak ass sucker that you are. Me? I'll be doing my own thing, thank you very much. But it's not like I have anything against sucker ass rule followers like you. Really. Tell you what. I'll try not to ejaculate in your wife's hair this evening while your stuck at work following the rules. O.K.?
She has nice hair?

ltl/fb 08-25-2006 04:46 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
this evening while your stuck at work following the rules.
? WHAT? This is not like you, pretty kitty.

ltl/fb 08-25-2006 04:46 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
She has nice hair?
Not when it's all gunked up.

patentparanyc 08-25-2006 04:46 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
She has nice hair?
Maybe he was wearing french cuffs while doing that.

Sidd Finch 08-25-2006 04:47 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
To clarify, what I thought was fucked up was your world view that men are either doormats or assholes/players.

I know lots of men who fall into neither of those categories. Some of them even live in New York.

You should ask them to check out ppnyc and report back. It's time we put someone more objective than Thurgreed, that lyin'-ass bitch, on this project.

ltl/fb 08-25-2006 04:47 PM
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
You should ask them to check out ppnyc and report back. It's time we put someone more objective than Thurgreed, that lyin'-ass bitch, on this project.
Oooooh, yesyesyesyesyesyes.

patentparanyc 08-25-2006 04:48 PM
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
You should ask them to check out ppnyc and report back. It's time we put someone more objective than Thurgreed, that lyin'-ass bitch, on this project.
Yeah, but he won't "make-or-break" my day, see.

bold_n_brazen 08-25-2006 04:48 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister called with breaking news that Bruce and Patti split. Apparently, a 9/11 widow caught his eye.

ETA: And she's a redhead.
So you're saying Bruce is single?

I fail to understand why this would be a bad thing in my book.

patentparanyc 08-25-2006 04:49 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So you're saying Bruce is single?

I fail to understand why this would be a bad thing in my book...
it wasn't it was to "brace yourself" for the *shock!**

Replaced_Texan 08-25-2006 04:51 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So you're saying Bruce is single?

I fail to understand why this would be a bad thing in my book.
Not a bad thing, but I figured your world view would be changing substantially with this news.

You're going to have to hurry, though, as I suspect my mother is booking a flight to New Jersey as I type.

patentparanyc 08-25-2006 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Not a bad thing, but I figured your world view would be changing substantially with this news.

You're going to have to hurry, though, as I suspect my mother is booking a flight to New Jersey as I type.
He lives in Colt's neck near Middletown the 9/11 book setting, which is near Rumson where a lot of hedge fund types live.

Sparklehorse 08-25-2006 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Not a bad thing, I figured your world view would be changing substantially with this news.

You're going to have to hurry, though, as I suspect my mother is booking a flight to New Jersey as I type.
I love Bruce but when I first saw the photo of him that accompanied the article, for a split second I thought it was Keith Richards. He is not aging terribly well.

Sidd Finch 08-25-2006 04:53 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So you're saying Bruce is single?

I fail to understand why this would be a bad thing in my book.
Single, and apparently limiting himself to redheads. Another plus for you.

bold_n_brazen 08-25-2006 04:54 PM
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I love Bruce but when I first saw the photo of him that accompanied the article, for a split second I thought it was Keith Richards. He is not aging terribly well.
He looks better in person, and his solo shows this past year were among the best performances by any artist I've ever seen.

patentparanyc 08-25-2006 04:56 PM
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He looks better in person, and his solo shows this past year were among the best performances by any artist I've ever seen.
I was told his latest cd was really good.

spookyfish 08-25-2006 05:04 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
He looks better in person, and his solo shows this past year were among the best performances by any artist I've ever seen.
So I heard. I really regret not being able to see him last time around.

bold_n_brazen 08-25-2006 05:05 PM
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So I heard. I really regret not being able to see him last time around.
As well you should. Opportunities like that come along once in a lifetime.

ltl/fb 08-25-2006 05:08 PM
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As well you should. Opportunities like that come along once in a lifetime.
And the subtext makes the posts burn with the passion of a million burning suns. Or maybe just 100 or so.

taxwonk 08-25-2006 05:09 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And the subtext makes the posts burn with the passion of a million burning suns. Or maybe just 100 or so.
Subtext? I think you're reading too much into it. Here, have a straw.

Fugee 08-25-2006 05:10 PM
Deadwood parody
 
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Yes, but you're a freaky leather-chick. PPNYC already outed you on that.
Drat! Years of working on the illusion of the nice, naive farmgirl wingnut blown all to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.

But every time there is a Lady Heather episode of CSI, I do think I'd make a good dominatrix. Seems like a good situation to blow all the passive out and just let the aggressive run free.

Sparklehorse 08-25-2006 05:12 PM
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Originally posted by Fugee
Drat! Years of working on the illusion of the nice, naive farmgirl wingnut blown all to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.

But every time there is a Lady Heather episode of CSI, I do think I'd make a good dominatrix. Seems like a good situation to blow all the passive out and just let the aggressive run free.
I was just reading Savage Love and he has a link this week to a dominatrix in Boston. I clicked on her site and it looks like a sweet racket. She's got a list of things she wants (stereo, jewelry) and the first client to come up with the goods gets more time with her.

ltl/fb 08-25-2006 05:13 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Subtext? I think you're reading too much into it. Here, have a straw.
I passed 16 a while ago. I think you want to hand that straw to the pubescent chick behind me.

Sidd Finch 08-25-2006 05:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
Drat! Years of working on the illusion of the nice, naive farmgirl wingnut blown all to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.

But every time there is a Lady Heather episode of CSI, I do think I'd make a good dominatrix. Seems like a good situation to blow all the passive out and just let the aggressive run free.
I have a friend who has trained a professional dominatrix in whipping techniques.* If you like, I could introduce you to him.


*No, I'm not kidding. He's a kung fu expert, and the techniques used with some of the weapons, like the chain whip, translate pretty well, I guess. I tried not to get too much detail when he told me about this.

nononono 08-25-2006 05:15 PM
Deadwood parody
 
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I was just reading Savage Love and he has a link this week to a dominatrix in Boston. I clicked on her site and it looks like a sweet racket. She's got a list of things she wants (stereo, jewelry) and the first client to come up with the goods gets more time with her.
Yeah, but think of all the ickies you'd have to whip and make lick your boots.

taxwonk 08-25-2006 05:21 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I passed 16 a while ago. I think you want to hand that straw to the pubescent chick behind me.
Naaah. The pubescent chick thing was only to gig Hank. I'm actually into older women. Nice hair, BTW.

Fugee 08-25-2006 05:22 PM
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
This sounds like the right approach.

If you go to a gym full of lunatic control freaks.
It's Minnesota, what do you expect??

Diane_Keaton 08-25-2006 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
ETA: And she's a redhead.
Dang. Virginia Bauer?


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