Is it a date or just coffee?
 

Whatever! You guys suck. Big time! As a lurker on this board and a used to be poster on the old board (remember Gorgeous Babe?), I’ll admit that I once found PP to be an insipid pain, like a bad yeast infection or something, but overtime I have come to realize that she is damn near the most entertaining wittiest poster on these boards. So now that you witless morons have driven her off, I hope you are satisfied. I blame purse junkie, Burger, billbore, MisterEbola, triple Greedy and the rest of the DC-based assclowns who have constantly gangbang flamed the Paigow over the years. Get a life already you losers and try posting something decent. Funny or entertaining or informative, instead of the lame drivel or whatever it is that Francis calls thos fufuland posters

The stream of b-OOOOO-ring posts on the Tour duh’ France just confirms that the coterie of horribly unfunny posters have infiltrated this board like the nightmare of the living dead. I’m just waiting for Penske or Aloha Hand dude or whoever to post the picture of the ugly Eurowhore podium girl. Gee that’s clever.

With that I am done on this subject before I veer into the land of the unfunny stuff that so many of you are content to dwell in. I truly regret what you have done today to Paigow and hope that you have not alienated her so much that she does, in fact, withhold her true genius and beauty from us forever.

Home improvement poll
 

Forgot one item - a Hot Chicks Room.

Yawn.
 

Agreed. Same thing with chess. Its just moving little pieces around on a board. What's the strategy? Go for the king now or try to get it later? To quote paigow, who was apparently quoting E/O, "yawn"

Home improvement poll
 

Um, I think maybe you're not her type. Just a hunch.

Me, I'd want to buy the condo upstairs and convert my one floor place into a two-floor place. Now, if I could just find that $1.5 mil I left lying around the office......

This Guy Right Here, My Kind of Guy
 

Beating a half-dead horse ...

The flat stages aren't that interesting (except for the last 500m), but the mountain stages are just good TV. Watching riders crack on the last climb of the day is unbelievable. No matter how strong you think you are, the mountain will still kick your butt if you overdo it. The big climbs are where egos go to die.

And say what you will, the TdF is infinitely more interesting than auto racing - thank g-d they don't just go around in circles - or celebrity golf.

WhY (Petacchi is indeed a wussybag. Real bike riders get over the mountains and do it inside the time limit.) PD

Is it a date or just coffee?
 

Nice rave. Please stick around.

(But also, what's your evidence for beauty? Genius, well, OK, you have the raw material from which you could form a view. But how have you experienced her shining beauty?)

Is it a date or just coffee?
 

As surely as Paigow will return after announcing her departure, there will be, before that, a sockhomage begging for her immediate return. Now THAT's original.

Yawn.
 

Nice try Flower, but you are off base here. Wimbledon is nothing like chess. One is a sport, the other a game. Or can't you patchdwellers discern the diff?

Yawn.
 

I have (unfortunately) seen your show, and if you aren't a patchdweller, missy, I don't know who is.

The Suck Intern -- New Picture
 

Oooohh, a share in the Hamptons. A great place to escape condescending pomposity, as well as proles and those poor, icky brown people.

Walt Kelly would be proud -- you've become a parody of yourself and you don't even know it.

CDF (p.s., there's no denying that "Reba" is your sock. Just how pathetic are you? Either leave, or don't -- there's no need to be a screeching, feces-flinging ego monkey about it.)

Is it a date or just coffee?
 

You're truly a sweet little sock to care so much. But if she's going to faint at the first appearance of a less-than-adulatory response to her posts, doesn't that make her a little, well, simpy instead of Princessy?

I expect far more from her. Don't you?

Is it a date or just coffee?
 

I wasn’t trying to be original Burger, just sincere. You of all posters should know by now that there is a sizable portion of this board that appreciates Paigow as the one poster who can get people talking about interesting topics and who probably has the most consistently entertaining board persona since kafka or Argus or maybe even Shasta mcNasty before him.

My purpose in posting in favor PP is to point out that you and the other haters really truly need to lighten up, because obviously this board can't live without her and for my part I support the Paigow and pay homage to her not by a sock but just in the hopes of luring her back. For my part, I'm no princess as my history of posting on Infirm should illustrate and if you want to hate me for supporting Paigow, that's fine. I could care less and while I would love to try to fill her shoes if she is gone, but I am not that prolific or entertaining. Mkay?

Yawn.
 

Listen, Paigs, you know I love ya, babe, but just because you do not understand the strategy does not mean that none exists.

Is it a date or just coffee?
 

megalomania: n, ... 2. a delusional mental disorder that is marked by infantile feelings of personal omnipotence and grandeur.

Yup, that sounds about right.

Fashion News
 

Anyone who bought cosmetics in the last several years will be getting free product as part of a settlement:

http://business.boston.com/business/...oduct_giveaway

Woo-hoo! Let's just hope it's not the decaying remnants of an unpopular lipstick color in the Clinique warehouse!