LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by NotFromHere
But what if she's asking because she just wants to see naked women? Isn't there a likelihood that your equipment doesn't interest her much?

It is fairly rare to find a closeted true lesbian who dates men (or at least men like me). Bi-sexual is another matter.

Penske_Account

07-21-2003 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
But what if she's asking because she just wants to see naked women? Isn't there a likelihood that your equipment doesn't interest her much?

Maybe Less has a "pocket pussy" at home so that he can offer them the best of both worlds.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-21-2003 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
But what if she's asking because she just wants to see naked women? Isn't there a likelihood that your equipment doesn't interest her much?

If she just wants to see naked women, why bother with the ruse of dating a guy, just to wait for that opportunity to say "you know what? We oughtta go to a strip club tonight."

NotFromHere

07-21-2003 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If she just wants to see naked women, why bother with the ruse of dating a guy, just to wait for that opportunity to say "you know what? We oughtta go to a strip club tonight."

Why not? A guy offers you dinner, a movie, maybe some live music...you figure out you have no interest in him physically - he'll for sure pay for your cover (if there is one) to the strip club. It's a no lose situation. But that's just one reason. Other reason could easily be that strippers turn her on and she's needs the jump start for any action with you.

reba	07-21-2003 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Other reason could easily be that strippers turn her on and she's needs the jump start for any action with you.

If you are directing this at Lester, you are a little off as you are forgetting the booze. IT would be like trying to jumpstart a car without gas.

And there are a coupel of us that are immune to booze.

Sparklehorse

07-21-2003 05:55 PM

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An article about a Japanese tattoo artist who was tired of stupid people getting Asian tattoos and gets his revenge by changing the meanings.

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taxwonk

07-21-2003 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Okay, if a woman says to a man she is dating, "I've never been to a strip club, we should go," she means, "I am going to fuck you tonight."

Well, then, she should just say that and save the guy the dead presidents. That's an awful lot of money for some mediocre foreplay.

Shape Shifter

07-21-2003 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Well, then, she should just say that and save the guy the dead presidents. That's an awful lot of money for some mediocre foreplay.

But not nearly as much as if she wanted to go Bambi hunting.

sebastian_dangerfield

07-21-2003 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
It is fairly rare to find a closeted true lesbian who dates men (or at least men like me). Bi-sexual is another matter.

That's because nearly all straight girls are open to occasional bisexual bahavior or at least experimenting.

Now of course three or four girls will post here that they'd never in their lives be fingered, felt up or eaten out by another woman. HOWEVER, I guarantee and would bet my house that if I gave these same girls a headfull of champagne and got a hot lipstick lesbian or bi chick to start feeling them up the right way, they'd at least deal with a few minutes of girl on girl foreplay. Some of the most straight chicks I know can be bent a little bit because, as all women will admit, women know best how to touch other women.

S(now I must go touch myself)D

Replaced_Texan

07-21-2003 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
I have a male friend who is quite the pimp. He described his weekend adventures to me over lunch -- the story culminated in "and so she said she wanted to go to a strip club . . ."

Has there ever been a situation where an unrelated man and a woman have gone to a strip club together and not had sex after?

I know of several instances of such activity.

NotFromHere

07-21-2003 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's because nearly all straight girls are open to occasional bisexual bahavior or at least experimenting.

Now of course three or four girls will post here that they'd never in their lives be fingered, felt up or eaten out by another woman. HOWEVER, I guarantee and would bet my house that if I gave these same girls a headfull of champagne and got a hot lipstick lesbian or bi chick to start feeling them up the right way, they'd at least deal with a few minutes of girl on girl foreplay. Some of the most straight chicks I know can be bent a little bit because, as all women will admit, women know best how to touch other women.

S(now I must go touch myself)D

What was the appraised value of your house on your last re-fi?

Edited to add...I have NO, repeat NO interest in women and no quantity of alcohol is going to change that. I have, however, been to a strip club with Penske.

Penske_Account

07-21-2003 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I have, however, been to a strip club with Penske.

At least you admit it. That's the first step.

Replaced_Texan

07-21-2003 06:23 PM

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At least you admit it. That's the first step.

What's the second step?

Atticus Grinch

07-21-2003 06:27 PM

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Fun with "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"
A couple of bloggers noticed the high frequency of the phrase "flat on his back" in the most recent Harry Potter book. They compiled a list of out-of-context quotations that are heavy on the innuendo.

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