| sebastian_dangerfield |
07-21-2003 06:39 PM |
Guaranteed Sex
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
What was the appraised value of your house on your last re-fi?
Edited to add...I have NO, repeat NO interest in women and no quantity of alcohol is going to change that. I have, however, been to a strip club with Penske.
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If I got your drunk, put a blindfold on you and let a chick go to work downstairs on you and then pulled the blindfold off just as you were really getting into it, I guarantee you wouldn't stop a thing. The bottom line I've heard from every straight girl I know who has experimented with other women is that they are more turned on by men, but that women have much better patience and ability to touch gently while pressing all the right buttons. men are obviously better for fucking, but we're always second when it comes to the foreplay part. This all makes terrific sense to me. My whole life chicks have been telling me to be a little more gentle and patient and I try and try to do so, but its hard, cuz I'm a guy, and guys like to move things along and get where we want to be. Chicks provide the best slow foreplay because they appreciate it most.
Don't believe me? Go fuck fuck a chick and find out for yourself.
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