Guaranteed Sex
 

I think she means that while men are generally better at it than women generally, the standouts are women. Like how Jerry Seinfeld observed that women are generally funnier than men, but all* the great comics are men, or women are generally better cooks than men, but all* the great chefs are men.

*I can't remember if he was sexist enough to say "all," or just sexist enough to leave it unspoken but implied.

Fisting!?!?!
 

Now, this is a poll topic. How many FBers have engaged in this activity?

(I was in a relationship for most of 90s that broke up just as the millenium turned. This particular activity was never on the menu back then, but seems to have become au courant in some circles in the meantime. Maybe it was the reference in Chasing Amy. NTTAWWT)

Fisting!?!?!
 

today or ever?

Fisting!?!?!
 

with each other, of course.

Lebowskiing
 

LOUISVILLE, Ky., July 21 — The Real Lebowski lives. And people love him. Jeff Dowd, the inspiration for the main character in the Coen brothers’ 1998 mistaken identity comedy “The Big Lebowski,” joined more than a thousand fans at the second annual Lebowski Fest — a celebration of bowling, white Russians and all things Lebowski. THE FILM “HAS a rewatchability that most other films don’t,” said Russell Cooley, a 25-year-old research analyst from Madison, Wis., who drove more than 10 hours to attend. “You can watch it over and over again and it’s still funny.”
In the film, Los Angles slacker The Dude — “I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback” — is played to perfection, Dowd says, by Jeff Bridges. He then becomes entangled in kidnapping and pornography when all he wants is restitution for his ruined rug — and he’s mistaken for a millionaire of the same name.

OK, I don't get it. I didn't find it funny the first time. Maybe I should watch it again? Of course I'm one of the few who enjoy the Simpsons.

the making of a cult

Fisting!?!?!
 

Wow, we've really come full circle now.

Paging Maude Lebowski
 

Flashpoll: Will it be Paigow, reba or one of her other tribute socks that responds to this?

Paging Maude Lebowski
 

I'd bet the field on this.

Insert General Tso's Chicken Here
 

The funniest part is the reaction of Kerri Baker, whose tattoo really said, “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!” -- “I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”

This story has to be a joke. But it's a good one.

Insert General Tso's Chicken Here
 

Yeah, as if "insert vegetable chow mein" would have been OK.

Is it a date or just coffee?
 

I am behind, I'm never gonna catch up, so I have no idea what you are talking about. But I hate not to answer a question so I'll say that E/O is my headhunter. Apparently E/O you did a good job! :sportswav

Guaranteed Sex
 

You think about your own hands. You leave my hands alone, thank you very much.

Guaranteed Sex
 

You can't possibly object to someone giving you a hand, now can you?

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Lebowskiing
 

This movie gets better upon repeated viewing. Even James Lipton agrees (and there is an assclencher if ever I saw one). I think this may have something to do with the fact that one might be prone to focus on the plot the first go round, which is not the film's strong suit In fact, it isnt totally sensical (or to quote Maud, "The story is ludicrous") . This movie is pure dialogue and characters. So the more you watch it the more you put your focus in the right place. And tehre are so many gems in this movie that you cant appreciate every one in just one viewing. This probably explains the "rewatchability" of this brilliant classic.

The efficacy of fake tits
 

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ast_implants_2

Story on the FDA reconsidering the ban on silicon chemical balls. Here is a question. The story says that most silicon bags break down after seven years and that a relatively large number of saline bags rupture. Do most women who do this kind of thing end of waking up one mornin with lopsided tits needing emergency surgery? Do the majority of funbags not last forever and if so, are the women who get them totally fine with the notion of a lifetime of surgeries to rotate their wheels? This seems pretty high maintenence, spendy and risky, so I was curious. Surgery scares the bejesus out of me, as do hospitals, so I can't imagine engaging in this kind of commitment. But I dont know the pain and trauma of being an A cup (which I would think would be fun- no bras, no sagging) so I really cant speculate as to whats worse.