Fisting!?!?!
 

you must be trying to get bi-berry to return

The efficacy of fake tits
 

1. The scare that silicon caused automimmune diseases has turned out to be one the biggest farces in hsitory. Since Dow Corning had to declare bankruptcy, countless scientific studies have come in showing conclusively that there is no direct link between silicon funbags and autoimmune diseases.

2. You can't get silicon funbags under FDA rules unless they're replacements, but people are working to get that arbitrary condition removed.

3. Whether silicon or saline, you do have to get them replaced every 10 or so years.

4. Silicon allegedly feel much more real than saline.

5. Cup size really isn't the make or break factor on whether boobs look good. Most often its shape. If you have round As, there's no need for implants. If you have pointy boobs, no matter the cup size, they aren't going to look that great.

Guaranteed Sex
 

I disagree. I think if a guy was blowing me, he'd be impatient and pushy and start working too fast and with too much pressure after a little while. In fact, I'm willing to bet a guy would probably get pissed and bark "When the hell are you going to cum... my jaw's fucking killing me!"

Women, on the other hand, tend to be more detail oriented and patient. I'm willing to go out on a limb here and suggest that if you held a "Pepsi Challenge" where a blindfolded guy got blown by women and men, the blowee would be able to tell the difference 7 times out of 10.

That's the difference between men and women. My wife can sew a button back onto a dress shirt for me in 30 sec flat. I couldn't thread a needle to save my life. Who do you think's got more nimble hands?

S("The fingers you have used to dial are too fat... please hang up")D

Lebowskiing
 

I'm not sure the fact that James Lipton agrees with you is the most dispositive bit of evidence you want to summon...


(in fact, I daresay it may even work against you!)



**I have no view on the movie -- watched it long ago, liked it, but definitely didn't fall in with the cult. Maybe I'll rent it this weekend -- although I'd hate to have to agree with James Lipton about anything.


"Charles Nelson Riley -- you make Ghandi look like a child pornographer!"

Lebowskiing
 

Your wonderful discourse on all things Lebowski has made you bangable again...

I just bought a 2nd Annual Lebowski Fest T-shirt with the picture of Nixon bowling on the back...

Guaranteed Sex
 

So, are you saying gay men have yet to figure out how to pleasure each other orally? I'm not talking about your pledge brother, Munch, but a gay man with experience. Not that I have personally tested the hypothesis (NTTAWWT), but I would expect men who play with the same equipment would develop skills just as women do with their own equipment.

Bumfight and Hand's job
 

Jesus. You are acting like a fucking wackjob over this. The woman slipped you her number. If you don't want to fuck her, don't call. She didn't have the fucking nerve to talk to you, she can't possibly be expecting you to explain your situation to her.

If you're still worrying about this when I'm done ketchupping, you're a Herb. Just slip her a note back saying, "Flattered, but very married."

TM

Bumfight and Hand's job
 

Isn't that like saying "I'm a little bit pregnant?" You either are or you aren't!

Yust a yoke -- actually, that's a very tactful -- one might even say sah-mooooooth -- way of handling it. [Insert appreciative nod here.]


By the way, before some wise-acre chimes in, I am not the chick who slipped the hand-wringer the note. I too am very married and very have little children!

Guaranteed Sex
 

Yes, Burger, I'm saying that no man -- be he a lumberjack or a curtain designer wearing more eyeshadow than Joan Rivers -- can work a cock like a chick who knows what she's doing. Its all about the touch, and no man can use his hands or mouth like a chick.

That said, I have been with impatient clumsy girls who made my dick feel like a cat scratching post, but those women were a very minute exception to the rule.

S(You know Munch? He could suck the chrome off a Winnebago)D

Guaranteed Sex
 

I do know a [mostly] hetero guy who has tested the hypothesis (in a way). Very good-looking guy who is in an industry where most men who work in that industry are gay (no, he's not a hairdresser). Anyway, he gets hit on all the time by dudes, and he was a little curious -- whatever. The point is, he obliquely referred to his experience by saying, "Eh -- whatever, once the lights are out, it's the same thing -- you can't really tell the difference."

The efficacy of fake tits
 

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You are right. She definitely needs to get them fixed.

The Suck Intern -- New Picture
 

That's the best line I've heard on this board in like two years.

Thurgreed(I'm just pissed you didn't use it on me)Marshall

Guaranteed Sex
 

Sorry, if I don't feel a nice handful of 1) boobie, 2) coochie, and 3) long hair, I'm not going to play.

=Long hair sometimes negotiable=

Lebowskiing
 

Oh lordy, do not tell me you went to this! Was it fun? Maybe I should go next year as my avatar, which would probasbly be original given that I anticipate being the only chick there. My ex and I staged a Big Lebowski tribute in the vicinity of the place it was supposed to be in, complete with a tab full of causcasians. This could be my replacement for Dead shows and Burning Man.

Have you noticed that the only people on this board who don't bow to the greatness of this movie are the gals? This I do not understsand, for what female character in film is greater than the great Maud? I mean, besides Bunny.

Guaranteed Sex
 

Correction. If you're dating a woman and she says, "I've never been to a strip club, we should go," you should have fucked her already, because what she means is, "You are such a punk, I have to give you a monster of a hint like this in order for you to do what I now think you're not so good at doing."

TM