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Might as well say betel-geuse three times.

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See Politics board.

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Isn't she the one who stared too long at the sun, went blind, and then slept with her mother?

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errr...probably not, altho' my physique is starting to resemble a coke can after several years of practice. Who da 'coke can guy' (tell me more, tell me more, like did he really snore...)

jl:chatterin

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1. Which of you (paigow?) is using the sock "if u can't stand the heat get out of slave's kitchen" on the dead board?

2. Sebby, as you stash cash in your liposuction christmas club account, do you ever think about one very undesirable potential side effect of lipo, which is that if you gain weight again, you may become fat in places you were not fat before? E.g., you have your gut sucked, and then after piling on the nachos and coors lights you wake up one day to discover that you have new fat, not in your gut because most of those fat cells are gone, but instead on your hips & thighs (strange for a man), or even on the back of your neck or around your wrists or above your eyebrows or in some totally unexpected place? Or -- heaven forfend -- in your manboobs?

I guess a very lucky woman might end up with a bigger rack, but that seems awfully chancy.

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It was just a joke for slave. I didn't think it would be quoted over and over again -- three times, in fact, so far.

Ack!

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Nope, but while we're there, where do I get a decent man-bra?

j(not ready for male breast-reduction surgery yet)l :blush:

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Umm, yeah, I guess you're new here. The coke can thingie comes from someone (c2ed?) describing the penis of someone they once dated as like two coke cans end to end. The "coke can" guy I dated in law school was also 6'4", blah blah blah, hence my question.

tm

W. H'wood Bans Cat Declawing
 

I have several cats - all with claws. None of them scratch people (never did - that is a huge no-no) or furniture (that took quite some training).

If the cat is after the furniture, I suggest that the shorter the cat's claws are clipped, the less their need to scratch, so short claws are the first defense (less likely to inadvertantly scratch people too). I have a friend who used the soft paw thingys and they worked so-so, until the cat figured out how to gnaw them off.

Also, make sure you have several scratchers around the house of different materials - I have one cat that attacks a piece of firewood and another goes for the cardboard scratcher, relieving them of the need to rip up my furniture.

-TL

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Figures an FB guy would know the one about the Greek chick who boinked her mom.

:)

I was going to say the hot guy who was so entranced with his own reflection in a pond that he sat there mooning over himself until he wasted away and died and a little white flower popped up and was all that was left of him, but your version is much more entertaining.

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I assumed it was the same FuzeGA (and whatever other names it used) troll (or FL flunky) that was there before - since it posted idiotic comments on every single board (like before).

-TL

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yep, I am new to fashionista - in my previous posting life I mostly hung out at 'realgas' 'ny' and sometimes 'politix' and 'canada'. but fashion has attracted me now. I reserve the right to make future allegations as to the gi-normosity of my member, but that's for another day - gotta go pick up the kid from daycare - thanks for the fizzy info...

jl ;)

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I didn't read the posts so any sockusation is just in jest.

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What? JFF is Marlo Thomas as Ann Marie?

http://www.thatgirltv.com/s-ann3.jpg

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So are you saying that Slave = Donald, or Slave = Phil Donahue?