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robustpuppy 07-22-2003 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Edited to say I see what you mean. I don't control those spellings, they are hosted by the service that does the ads. I can't change them.
And to think that link is sponsored by pretermitted_child! How ... oh, what's the word ... coincidental.

BTW -- thanks, p_c.


purse junkie 07-22-2003 12:28 PM

Flying Underpants Cause Car Crash
 
Why you ought to be careful with your in-transit striptease:

http://www.boston.com/news/daily/22/odds_undies.htm

Though at least these guys know how to have a good time on a roadtrip.

leagleaze 07-22-2003 12:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Leagl:

I think you assumed several conslusions from my simple point which I did not intend.

Actually, it was more my combining your posts on the issue over the past few days and in the past generally.

But I appreciate your response.

Replaced_Texan 07-22-2003 12:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Leagl:

(snipped defensive post)

S(BTW, I'd never say women can't fuck - I've had my brains fucked out by chicks)D
Penske's right. You're gonna have to take the pepsi challenge.

leagleaze 07-22-2003 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
And to think that link is sponsored by pretermitted_child! How ... oh, what's the word ... coincidental.

BTW -- thanks, p_c.
PC sponsored two of them, both of which are spelled correctly. When someone sponsors one directly they can control how it is entered. It is the network ads which includes the "tommorrow" one that I have no control over, except to tell them not to put any sex or viagra ads or what have you.

I wrote to the provider to let them know about the error though.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-22-2003 12:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Penske's right. You're gonna have to take the pepsi challenge.
This worm has certainly turned against me.

S(Pay the airfare and get the pot up to $5K and I'm in)D

bilmore 07-22-2003 12:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Self Employed Fluffer
But is that really a good reason to insult a member of our august community?
July's not even over and you're already working on insulting the august community? No wonder the summer seems to go by too quickly.

leagleaze 07-22-2003 12:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This worm has certainly turned against me.

S(Pay the airfare and get the pot up to $5K and I'm in)D
Sucks to be you.

:poke:

paigowprincess 07-22-2003 12:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Leagl:

I think you assumed several conslusions from my simple point which I did not intend.

My one and only point was that I believed women were better at all forms of foreplay than men. I am confused how that point can be construed to be an insult to gay people or a commentary on gay sex. I never said anything about women being bad at fucking in my post - you took that by implication, and that implication was not present. My apologies of my post was broad enough to be subject to several different interpretations. Call me Chaucer...

I had not considered whether gay people go about sex acts differently than straight people, but being a man, and knowing many gay men, I tend to doubt their foreplay abilities are much better than mine. My hypothesis is that both gay and straight men are equally clumsy at foreplay in comparison to women.

You are right that I cannot comment with absolute authority on whether a gay man gives better head than a straight man because I have never gotten a hummer from a guy. However,
I am a man, and I am therefore quite familiar with what a man's hand feels like in the genital area and I assure you unequivocally that a woman's hand feels better, and its not just because sex always beats masturbation (trust me, after you've been with the same person for a long time, sometimes TCBing is a welcome change). Its because women simply have better hands. I also glean my conclsuion that women have better hands from many bisexual women I know who have no reason in hell to lie about something like that.

Now if my conclusion is an insult to men (since it cannot be an insult to women either straight or gay), than so be it.

S(BTW, I'd never say women can't fuck - I've had my brains fucked out by chicks)D
Where is this utopian part of philly where all these bisexual women friends of yours hang out? More importantly, are they as ugly as the men?

Penske_Account 07-22-2003 12:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Penske's right.
That might be the second step!?! Congrats!

sebastian_dangerfield 07-22-2003 12:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Where is this utopian part of philly where all these bisexual women friends of yours hang out? More importantly, are they as ugly as the men?
Its no specific community - just a bunch of medical and legal professionals who like to have a good time and aren't terribly judgmental. You'd be suprised at the buttoned down folks at the office who like to have a damn good time. I almost had a heart attack Friday night with a paramedic, a couple of lawyers and a software exec. There's a vein of libertarians among us all with no common profile.

Surprisingly for Philly, very few are ugly. But I hear ya - I'd hate to be single anywhere in PA - this state is ugly country.

ms. naughty diplomat 07-22-2003 12:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Surprisingly for Philly, very few are ugly. But I hear ya - I'd hate to be single anywhere in PA - this state is ugly country.
aren't you from pennsylvania?

leagleaze 07-22-2003 12:50 PM

what a jackass
 
"Stephen Glover — known as Steve-O on the defunct series — was arrested Saturday after police said he urinated in front of dozens of autograph-seekers at a booth at Lollapalooza rock festival in western Pennsylvania."

http://www.pennlive.com/newsflash/pa...8813850100.xml

notcasesensitive 07-22-2003 12:55 PM

what a jackass
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
"Stephen Glover — known as Steve-O on the defunct series — was arrested Saturday after police said he urinated in front of dozens of autograph-seekers at a booth at Lollapalooza rock festival in western Pennsylvania."

http://www.pennlive.com/newsflash/pa...8813850100.xml
He must be working on a jail circuit tour. Isn't this the guy who was held in Germany until he could prove that he hadn't swallowed a bunch of drugs? Or is that a different Jackass?

dtb 07-22-2003 01:05 PM

what a jackass
 
Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
"Stephen Glover — known as Steve-O on the defunct series — was arrested Saturday after police said he urinated in front of dozens of autograph-seekers at a booth at Lollapalooza rock festival in western Pennsylvania."

http://www.pennlive.com/newsflash/pa...8813850100.xml
Is that the guy with the giant tattoo of his own face taking up the whole of his back? That dude is NUTZ!!!

It was his prank of the sewage cesspool pole vault that actually made me retch (not quite TUAOM or TUIMMALB, but truly, retch.)


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