Tony Randall
 

7 year old boy and a 5 year old girl...

I'm sorry, but once you get past a certain age I think it's irresponsible to have kids... When his daughter was born he was 78 or 9. Why would you have kids at that age when you know you aren't going to be around to see them grow up?? Is that real healthy for the kids?

Vegas Odds
 

Explain, please.

Tony Randall
 

Don't worry. there are millions of reasons they'll be okay..

Confidential to Aloha: Bilmore had his youngest when he was pretty old. Ixnay on the responsibleiray

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If you happen to be one of those people who has such a faulty sense of smell that you cannot tell that either your body or your clothes reek of violent B.O., please do not enter and stay for any length of time in a confined space, such as an elevator, lest you want the person who enters after you to vomit.

Thank you for your kind attention.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program, already in progress.

Tony Randall
 

I don't know about "just", but I do know he has a kid about 5 or 6 (he was on a preschool tour with me when I was looking at presechools for my elder boy).

Tony Randall
 

Yeah. Puberty.

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How would you know?

(ETA: I mean, this would be like those billboards that say "Illiterate? Write for information.")

Jimmy Fallon Quits SNL
 

I hear Horatio Sanz is planning to make a movie out of his most memorable charater, . . . um . . . ah . . . fuck it. He's not making a movie.

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Or the McDonald's drive-thru windows with the sticker that reads "braille menus available".

Okay, allow me to amend. No one should stink so badly on such a consistent basis that they become desensitized to it, especially when it makes every other person around them violently ill.

Is that better, stinky?

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I had a dream last night that my nickname was "stinky", except I didn't stink. It was just a nickname, but often people who didn't know interpreted it the wrong way.

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This reminds me of my driver's-ed teacher in high school who informed us that "Blind persons are not permitted to operate motor vehicles in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania."

I remember thinking that I never wanted to drive anywhere blind persons were permitted to operate motor vehicles.

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any interest in adding in the stinky perfume addendum to your manifesto?

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Avoid Florida.

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This morning the elevator I was in smelled like really bad breath. Yesterday I think the same thing happened (same elevator). There was no one on the elevator when I got on (because everyone else getting on was male, duh).

Yuck.

Tony Randall
 

The news said he had a prolonged illness. what was it?

and clearly the kids were a quest for immmortality and heterosexuality.