Deadwood parody
 

what would you know? slave's shit stinks.

Deadwood parody
 

All this time with your nose up his ass and you just figured this out?

What an Ass
 

Sure. Rush Limbaugh.

• Right-wing mouthpiece Rush Limbaugh, always keen to wax bluntly on delicate subjects, took to handicapping the new season on his radio show Wednesday.
  
  
  Hispanics, he said, "have shown a remarkable ability to cross borders" and "will do things other people won't do." Asians, per Limbaugh, are "the best at espionage, keeping secrets." Blacks "lack buoyancy" and are "more likely to drown," while the white man's burden will weigh down the last team with "guilt over the fact that they run things."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060825/...NlYwNtZW5ld3M-

Deadwood parody
 

Was anything ever done about the rule on quoting yourself?

Deadwood parody
 

apparently

Deadwood parody
 

What about socks?

We need a new damn subject line; deadwood my ass.
 

not.

We need a new damn subject line; deadwood my ass.
 

Huh. Sometimes I wonder why we're paying RT all that money.

Fetishes R Us
 

I'd be happy with making my slaves clean the house and verbal abuse. No whips or pain. Sort of like Dominatrix Lite.

Fetishes R Us
 

It is my understanding that in order for it to be sexually gratifying for most, you will have to invent ways to make it particularly humiliating for them, unfortunately. E.g. wearing a maid's uniform with a lacy apron. Or ncs's toothbrush thing. I don't think just cleaning is going to do it for many guys. In my limited experience of requests. In theory I didn't really have a problem, but faced with the reality I have to admit I chickened out. Even though the house really did need cleaning. But the front windows had lace curtains only, and it was nighttime. And he can't clean properly in the dark.

Fetishes R Us
 

point of clarification- this isn't me she's talking about.

Fringey has washed my underwear. She knows from the skidmarks that I can't be trusted to clean anything.

Etiquette at the Gym
 

Proper responses:

1. "Fuck you."

2. "When you grow up and get a real job, you can buy your own fucking gym and kick me out. Until then, fuck you."

3. "It was my usual treadmill first so fuck you."

Etiquette at the Gym
 

I hate getting caught jerking off while staring at them while waiting for them to get off the treadmill.

Etiquette at the Gym
 

Geez all you guys must have crappy gyms. At NYSC if someone is using the exact machine I want to use, I use something else. I expect them to do the same. I let people work in. I expect to work in.

ETA:

Guys, buck up for the gyms that keep the riffraff out.

Fetishes R Us
 

I would think it depends on whether everyone's looking at it as an isolated scene or part of a larger dynamic. Besides, if he's being domme'd, that's not really his choice at the moment, is it?

Etiquette at the Gym
 

2.

Fetishes R Us
 

I think he would get bored if it were like being employed as a cleaning person with an occasional "you spineless geek" thrown in. but hey. whatever gets you off and/or works. I was working with someone who kind of got off on me totally rewriting a memo he did. because he sucked at writing.

Fetishes R Us
 

Ooh, did he write even worse on purpose, just to get more from you? But on the cleaning thing, I'm thinking that when she's too tired or annoyed to truss him up like a chicken and she has company coming (whom he might then serve in that maid's uniform, in between acting as a coffee table for everyone's drinks...or just be made to stand in the corner while she tells everyone bad things about him, who knows), a non-immediately-sexual home-cleaning might be really efficient.

kittens
 

My husband just dropped 2 4 week old kittens on me. 2 kids, 1 dog 2 kittens. help me.

Etiquette at the Gym
 

I liked NYSC. It was fine. There is a Gold's near me which is less nice but fine again so I may go with that. I wanted Sports Club LA or Equinox but it is prohibitively expensive even with my discount. yikes it was like a car payment or some shit. less but you know what i mean

Etiquette at the Gym
 

Though I did see a chickfight over a treadmill once at the gym.

Etiquette at the Gym
 

Indeed. Before joining my swanky gym I always found it an amusing pastime to try to distinguish the riff from the raff.

Etiquette at the Gym
 

Equinox on Lex and 64th gets all the Scores girls around 2pm-4pm.
Would they be "riff" or "raff"?

Etiquette at the Gym
 

2.

Found another great band on a video game
 

Madden 2007

http://www.myspace.com/damone

Click on video Out Here all Night catchy tune

kittens
 

4 weeks is pretty young to take kittens from the mama cat. Hope they are weaned.

And keep the kids from being rough with them so young.

But isn't hubby Mr. Mom? Shouldn't the kittens be his responsibility?

Is this True?
 

#4 If in circumstances of last resort you decide to post a listing on craigslist to give your pet away, consider the fact that 70% of those you get responses from will NOT BE with good intentions, even if they sound and look like the nicest and most trustworthy folks on the planet, they are professionals and know what unsuspecting owners want to see. Once they have your pet because you trusted them when they brought "their" 10 year old kid with them, your pet will very likely end up being used as live bait for dog fight training, or sold to labs for scientific experiments, and you will never know, you will just hope for the best and want to believe you did the right thing.
So think very carefully before even deciding to make that listing, you might just decide you should make every attempt possible to keep your pet with you after all even if it does soil that nice new carpet a few times a day, you are better of investing a few bucks and taking your pet to a pet behavior specialist which will almost always solve the problem behavior of your pet.

Is this True?
 

It depends. Was the "family" Vietnamese?

Is this True?
 

Where is this quoted from? I've also heard these rumors about the pets section on Craig's List but how could this 70% statistic be verified? Do you think the dogfight "adopters" participated in a follow-up survey?

I must be part of the 30% because I adopted my cat from Craig's List and he's a spoiled little beast.

In case anyone cares, I didn't buy him a water fountain. He likes to drink from my water glasses and not running water so I don't think a $40 fountain will distract him from doing that.

Is this True?
 

If for some unfathomable reason I had to get rid of one of the Displaced Dogs, I'd start by asking friends and family, but my last resort would be Puli Rescue, not craigslist.

There's a cover story on the Houston Press this week about an outfit around here that likes to throw dogs in rings for fights with wild pigs. I've refused to read the story. I don't want to know.

My sister has a Corgi fetish, but she can't really have a dog given her apartment in the Mission and her lifestyle, so she put an ad in the SF craigslist offering free dog walking services to Corgis. About a week later the owners of an 8 week old corgi contacted her, and she now hangs out with Tango about three hours a week.

Is this True?
 

SF . . . Mission . . . fetish . . .

What does "hang out" encompass?

Damn deviants in Northern California.

Etiquette at the Gym
 

Was this intentional?

Car Talk
 

Whenever someone gives you the finger or sticks his/her head out of the window to yell at you, just point at him/her and laugh. It infuriates the already enraged. Good times.

Or give them pressed ham.

Car Talk
 

Not a muffin basket?

Car Talk
 

You could spit at the already closed window and let it roll down. I've heard of that one, too.

Is this True?
 

She gets to be a disciplinarian for a couple of hours a week. And give tummy rubs.

Is this True?
 

Mmmmmmm, tummy rubs.

Car Talk
 

Why do people press ham? What is wrong with ham in its natural expanded state?

Car Talk
 

Creases.

Car Talk
 

There is a whole Pressed Ham Project:

http://triggur.org/pressedham/

I have no idea if this is safe for work. It contains picture of photocopies of buttockses.