QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

We can have extended ad periods. With newsy updates on his status. We could also have audience participation -- call in with your vote on how long it will take him to get it up again. At $.50 a call, we can rake in big money.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Well, the first break will be after two minutes, but they should get progressively longer.

You know, if this works, we can have the World Series of Fellatio and the World Fellatio Tour.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

First of all, I'm glad that SD has gone home and is drinking a scotch or whatever it is that he drinks, because we are so going to catch hell for this tomorrow.

Second, I love that idea about the phone calls. Since it's being filmed in Las Vegas, we could lay odds and winner takes the pot.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

I'd nix the change over time. I'm worried about SD's ability to blow through four events in a single time slot. I think this has to run over four weeks, one event per week.

So I'd set it up as a one-hour, with the preview, the main event, and a recap. The recap is key, because that's where the real assessment of quality comes in. There needs to be a number of categories for the assessment, to give it a pseudo scientific feel, and then maybe we need SD to do some comparisons to past performances with loved ones. For this last part, we hook him up to a lie detector.

Pack your bags! And your snow boots.
 

In unrelated news, Spreewell is moving to sunny Minnesota - where he'll get eaten alive by Timberwolves (or their fans).

July 22 — Latrell Sprewell’s turbulent time in New York appears to be over. The New York Knicks traded the forward to the Minnesota Timberwolves and received Keith Van Horn from the Philadelphia 76ers in a complicated four-way deal, ESPN reported Tuesday. IN THE OTHER parts of the deal, the Wolves sent Terrell Brandon to the Atlanta Hawks, while Glenn Robinson goes from the Hawks to the 76ers, ESPN reported.
brrrrrrrrr

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Oh good, Thurgreed's mama can use the publicity.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Lucky for me, I don't see his posts, so I am unrestrained by the fear of retribution.

E/O, I concede that I now see your point about the commercial breaks.

I'm also thinking we could have commentary -- "Oh, I see they're breaking out the warming KY already, and he's only up to the second contestant! What will they do to prepare him for the third contestant?"

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Looking to Annabella Chong and Houston as our guides, I'd say the concept has legs. No pun intended. Greenlight!

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Excuse me, I hiccupped.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

You liked it so much you had to quote yourself?

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

What use would KY jelly, warming or otherwise, be of in a blowjob contest?

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Finally, a FB road trip to top the last one.

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Good point. We'll have to get the flavored stuff to make the contest more "palatable."

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Fluffing. If we require the contestants to be responsible for getting him prepared, the later contestants will be hampered by TJS (tired jaw syndrome).

QE / Freaky Tuesday Poll
 

Alternatively, and I'm just floating an idea here, we could have celebrity guest fluffers. And I'm not talking about Thurgreed's mama.