Newsflash
 

I just got dumped for not being a practicing Christian. Jesus Christ. What was it David Cross said? I was willing to respect my SO's superstitions.

faux shizzle
 

What? Don't drag me into some socking debate.

skeletor picture
 

Eh, who knows? Those celebrity gossip sites are full of holes (Freudian typo - hoes!! :) ).

But you know what they say -- first-born children often arrive early! (But a six-month early, 8 pound baby might be difficult to explain away...)

Katy Johnson
 

My fave was "A scary guy is threatening me with his blaspheme... And I don't know what to do about him."

Somehow, the rest of her poetry makes me think that this wasn't intended to be a Dickinson tribute slant rhyme.

Gobbler
 

Maybe, in its memory, this could be the name for our SD fellatio show?

I'm in for $250 as well, for a piece of the distribution rights...

Gobbler
 

How would this thing work exactly? ANd I think Bravo might be interested since they are all gay all the time now. SD can tell a man's hand from a woman's,so would it have to be an all mouth blowjob? Would there need to be thick gloves on ? And would his wife be amongst the contestants bc I wanna see the woman who married this guy.

skeletor picture
 

She was faking the incredulity to make it more comfortable for you to admit you have a problem. Doctors get lied to all the time; she probably thinks this is a clever cross-x technique to get you to spill. "You're not addicted to injectable drugs, are you? Ant-twat."

Newsflash
 

Shut up, you fucking baby.

(If you don't get the Cross ref, this is gonna sound SOOO cold.)

Newsflash
 

What? What the hell is a "practicing" Christian? Someone who hasn't gotten it right yet? Does practicing mean you attend church? Or does it mean you still believe in organized religion? What was his definition of this? Because, you know, you can still be a believer and just not go to the "house" every Sunday.

QE
 

I think it became obvious that the guy was a couple of enchiladas short of a combo plate. (Was it this episode in which Carson found something in his closet and asked the camera, "Is he retarded?" Prescient.) And his GF wasn't any smarter, that's for sure --- she thought she was playing to the cameras, but it was like an awkward episode of "Blind Date" or "Dismissed." It was all very Joisey (no offense), right down to the unfortunate need for a discount rhinoplasty.

That said, as great as the League is, I think they've got some misogyny issues. They crapped all over the JAP's house, and didn't seem to blame the husband very much for the squalor there. Then they completely tore apart the blonde. The only episode thus far without woman issues was Butch, b/c he didn't have a GF. I wonder whether hating the women is going to be the schtick.

You touch him and I will end you. Ted (who is an editor at Esquire, BTW) is my mancrush, surpassing momentarily even Stephen Colbert.

Newsflash
 

I said "practicing" so as to emphasize that it was more the religion than the cultural aspect of it. Like if Fugee says she is a Christian, she probably means Wingnut, whereas if you say you are, you could mean that your parents raised you cathoic but you havent gone to church in years.

He was a practicing CHristian in that he did church every sunday, liked the orgainziation of the religion and wanted the kids to be Christian. To that I told him that part of waht a belief system is is actually believing. I would not deign to tell my kids who God is or isn't. They have their own brains, let em figure it out.

It was not known whether this guy thought Jesus was an only child, had brothers, half brothers, step broethers, or thought brothers were men of the black persuasion.

Newsflash
 

I am sorry to hear you are not conversion-worthy.

The Osbornes
 

So I'm flipping channels between innings last night, and I land on the Osbornes. This week...annoyance with tennis players. So anyway for some reason Jack was spending time with Courtney (Hole) Love. Why? I don't know. Anyway we turn to a shot of Kelly and babysitter/nanny/whatever her job description is, in the car and Kelly says..."I think Courtney Love is the smartest person I ever met. I really mean it."

At that point I was ROFLMAO and could barely turn the channel away from the carnage. I know the Osbornes jumped the shark a long time ago, but that was the very end.

Newsflash
 

You mean he wasn't.

Newsflash
 

Well then, you're way better off now. Whew - you dodged a bullet. Can you imagine finding this out after you've invested a substantial amount of time in the relationship? Of course, his type are usually pretty clear up front. It's borderline "I'm the man and what I say goes" mentality.