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SlaveNoMore 03-15-2004 02:31 PM
Somebody shut her up. Oh, thanks.
 
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notcasesensitive
And it passed the FB right by that Pier 1 has fired spokesperson Kirstie Alley and replaced her with Queer Guy Thom. All the usual news sites (cnn, etc.) mentioned in their stories something about the fact that Thom is (gasp!) gay. One story even mentioned that maybe Pier 1 is (gasp!) not going for the straight guy demographics when it picks a spokesperson. Cause so many straight guys shop there. Right.
I thought it was because Kirstie is fat.

notcasesensitive 03-15-2004 02:32 PM
Somebody shut her up. Oh, thanks.
 
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I thought it was because Kirstie is fat.
Huh. And I thought it was her grating voice and personality.

not_penske 03-15-2004 02:33 PM
good tymes
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
who's Penske? maybe one of those clever old-timers will enlighten me...
Picture the spawn of the illicit mating of the prototype of the species known as extremis loserus whifferinius and a wilde jackass.

IOW, PrettyLittleFlower only not so pretty, not so little and not so flowery.......oh wait maybe they are one and the same.......oh the humanity!

Shape Shifter 03-15-2004 02:35 PM
Somebody shut her up. Oh, thanks.
 
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Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
Those rings are for napkins? No wonder it felt so loose.
I don't want to know about the candles.

Hank Chinaski 03-15-2004 02:41 PM
Somebody shut her up. Oh, thanks.
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Where else would we get our scented candles and napkin rings?
you don't take advantage of all the departments at Pier 1, do you? bilmore gets all his formal dashikis there.

http://www.cfcl.com/~vlb/weblog/arch...s/dashiki2.jpg

AnotherSarcasticSock 03-15-2004 03:02 PM
Somebody shut her up. Oh, thanks.
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't want to know about the candles.
From what I've heard, it's a little too late for you to start saying that now.*




















*Note to Coltrane--I don't know if SS is a man or woman, hence, the comment is not homophobic.

ThurgreedMarshall 03-15-2004 03:04 PM
Deja Vu?
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
For someone who invented it,. you sure dont see it when it happend.
You've used the term incorrectly so often you don't even know what the fuck you're saying anymore. What you mean to say is, "For someone who invented the term, you sure do it a lot."

I see when people whiff all the time. I just haven't run the term into the ground like you, dumbass.

TM

str8outavannuys 03-15-2004 03:04 PM
Barbie Trauma
 
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Beats buying a plastic inflatable partner from a Frederick's catalog.
First BRC, and now PJ. Why must you people rip on FOH? The risk of outing myself even further (not possible, at this point) is far outweighed by the need to stand up for my beloved. Check out the hip and affordably priced clothes (sports wear, dresses and fantasy lingerie designed and bought by Mrs. Str8) at www.fredericks.com. And they DO NOT sell sex toys or inflatable partners. Anymore.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-15-2004 03:11 PM
Barbie Trauma
 
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
And they DO NOT sell sex toys or inflatable partners. Anymore.

This seems like a great reason to rip on them.

I now have to go elsewhere to find sex toys for my inflatable partners. When you don't please them immediately, they end up dead by Shape Shifter's pool.

paigowprincess 03-15-2004 03:12 PM
Deja Vu?
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You've used the term incorrectly so often you don't even know what the fuck you're saying anymore. What you mean to say is, "For someone who invented the term, you sure do it a lot."

I see when people whiff all the time. I just haven't run the term into the ground like you, dumbass.

TM
Whiff. Has it occurred to you I am trying to run it into the ground like I try to do with all stupid boardisms? Was THAT a proper use of whiff, Captain?

Shape Shifter 03-15-2004 03:15 PM
Deja Vu?
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whiff. Has it occurred to you I am trying to run it into the ground like I try to do with all stupid boardisms? Was THAT a proper use of whiff, Captain?
Don't be such a stupid boardism timmy.

str8outavannuys 03-15-2004 03:19 PM
Curb
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm still trying to figure out how Sebby's roommate had sex through a hole in the ceiling.

Speaking of sex through holes, I loved Curb last night. I've never seen the Producers, but I know the storyline, and so I couldn't believe that I didn't see the joke coming from the very beginning. Anyway, the show was hilarious, an excellent season finale, I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.

And Cheryl looked gorgeous -- better than ever.
Absolutely right on all counts. About as clever as TV (storytelling) can get. Bravo.

Atticus Grinch 03-15-2004 03:19 PM
Deja Vu?
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whiff. Has it occurred to you I am trying to run it into the ground like I try to do with all stupid boardisms? Was THAT a proper use of whiff, Captain?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the original use of whiff did not signify that a poster had simply missed a joke, or took another poster seriously when em was not, in fact, serious. "Whiff" was reserved for when a poster totally creamed a softball, not realizing that it has already been hit out of the park by the post to which em was replying --- just more subtly so. It's swinging at a softball that is no longer there by posting the punchline that was itself implied earlier.

Please stop using it for "You are entirely too credulous" (i.e., "I was joking, dumbass").

paigowprincess 03-15-2004 03:21 PM
Curb
 
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Absolutely right on all counts. About as clever as TV (storytelling) can get. Bravo.
Why was it so clever? Feel free to explain the producers storyline if necessary

paigowprincess 03-15-2004 03:22 PM
Deja Vu?
 
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the original use of whiff did not signify that a poster had simply missed a joke, or took another poster seriously when em was not, in fact, serious. "Whiff" was reserved for when a poster totally creamed a softball, not realizing that it has already been hit out of the park by the post to which em was replying --- just more subtly so. It's swinging at a softball that is no longer there by posting the punchline that was itself implied earlier.

Please stop using it for "You are entirely too credulous" (i.e., "I was joking, dumbass").
I thought whiff was tantamount to "a swing and a miss". like they said in the softball league. So I think yoiu are wrong, which is like the second time in a week. wow. +


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