Take a ride on a West Coast kick
 

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll: You have a week. You have $3,000 in cash. You have no spouse, no SO, no fiance (hi, paigow!), no kids. What do you do?
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Buy a plane ticket to Texas.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS
 

Dude, TM! If you come with a pasta maker and ravioli attachment, I'll upgrade the handjob to a blow.

Sunny

Take a ride on a West Coast kick
 

Buy a Tempest 165 with Skeg ($1349.00).
http://a1072.g.akamai.net/f/1072/206...ges/697101.jpg

And related gear (more $ as needed).

Drive to Vancouver (from SF = 946 miles x $.37/mile + snacks = $375). Take the ferry to Victoria ($177 with one night's lodging). Paddle north.

catchup?
 

creating problems is the solution. if you're not creating problems, you may well be part of the problem.

Take a ride on a West Coast kick
 

Not doing any rapids, huh?

get out of my dreams...
 

They can't be that vomitous if you keep dreaming about me.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/...illy_ocean.jpg

Should I get into your car?

Okay. Maybe they can. But the point is, on a subconscious level,* you want to have sex with me.

TM

*What? Am I proud? I'll take it.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS
 

I knew it! It was TM!! What do I win?

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS
 

She did mention something about having to be unconscious before having sex with you.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS... WE SALUTE YOU
 

Handjobs and ravioli. Are you a precocious 13 year old?

PS: This shit ain't going to wake up Paigow.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS
 

http://www.dresslersdog.com/media/ETH-6448.jpg
and
http://www.vickiforman.com/archives/swiffer.jpg

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS... WE SALUTE YOU
 

am i asleep? she is on Ignore, dearest. Please stop replying it to the Me Troll.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS
 

Can I fuck you if I come by in a chef Boyardee costume?

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS
 

What's your point?

TM

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS...And a NEW QUESTION re: Iraq
 

I'm not trying to wake up Paigow...like she'd give me a spare pasta maker! I may be a dumb bunny, but I'm not THAT dumb.

Fine, I'll buy my own damn pasta maker this weekend.


On another note, I'm having dinner next week with a friend who recently returned from a tour of duty in Iraq. Does one ask about the tour? Is it better to let them bring it up? It's one of those things where you don't know quite the right thing to say, whether to say anything at all, or whether avoidance of the topic until addressed by companion is the best option. Any ideas?

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS
 

I'm thinking his $3,000 might come in handy.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS
 

WHAT?!

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS
 

No point, really, except to confirm that you shouldn't spend lots of time dressing up for it.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS...And a NEW QUESTION re: Iraq
 

I don't know. But you still owe me a blowjob (conscious or not).

TM

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS
 

Quibbling over price is so 2003.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS
 

It's too late. I've already picked out the perfect outfit.

[Insert picture of that guy with the bathing suit that is just a super wedgie, stretched up over his shoulders.]

TM

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS...And a NEW QUESTION re: Iraq
 

No, No! Handjob is owed. Blowjob upgrade for pasta maker with ravioli attachment.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS
 

Tell it to the dumb bunny.

FOR THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS
 

That wasn't quite where I was going with that, but. . .

Bawdy? Yes. Bawdy.

i am loath to do this
 

bc i dont want to encourage the Sunny and Hare show but can someone confirm she actually exists for reaL? apparently my word is not enough.

For people sick of the superbowl related events in Houston
 

Bronxville?!?! That must be a mistake.

Dua(there goes the neighborhood)lit

HANDJOBS
 

She can't hear. She's giving another "happy ending" to a client.

I'm desperately trying to recall the last earnest handjob I received. I think it was late high school, and even then it was lame. There's just no point.

If you're an adult, you get to have s-e-x. And its pretty neat. Lots of fun stuff... just like making pasta.

i am loath to do this
 

Why, pray tell, sweet Paigow, do you feel the need to have my existence confirmed?


SunnyBunny, lover of Paigow.

i am loath to do this
 

I don't know what this means.
I did think Curb was encouraging. Not a stand out episode, but it didn't have any of the cliched "Larry" stuff. So, at least that was good.

HANDJOBS
 

Watch out for the old fashioned kind with the metal crank.

HANDJOBS
 

Over dinner the other night I was telling some story from when I used to work at Friendly's, where they had (still have?) Happy Ending sundaes, and one of my dinner companions nearly choked on his food.

"What did you just say? They seriously called them Happy Endings?"

Anyway, how long have y'all been aware of the term? Because I think I only first heard it within the past several years, and not when I was working at Friendly's. I never would have been able to take an order for one with a straight face. The Jim Dandy, extra nuts, was enough of a challenge.

HANDJOBS
 

make sure its set on linguine and you'll be safe- lizard dick.

i am loath to do this
 

It's a good thing I won that vomit bucket.
Thanks RP.

headhunter thank you?
 

I just accepted a new position found for me by a couple of recruiters. I realize that they get paid for doing this sort of thing, but I wanted to do something that shows how much I appreciate their help.

So, oh mighty fashionistas, what is an appropriate way to do this? A bottle of wine? Tickets to the Met?

i am loath to do this
 

Ok, I'm really more of an admirer, lover is a bit strong. She's not my type.

i am loath to do this
 

Um, pardonnay mwah? Until RP definitively rules out the double-penentration scenario involving Less, you're going to have to share that vomit bucket with yours truly.

headhunter thank you?
 

From what I'm gathering today, either a pasta maker or a handjob.

headhunter thank you?
 

But really, they should be giving them to you. It's like thanking a real-estate agent: Thanks, don't spend that 6% vigorish all in one place. Perhaps you can get the company/firm that just hired you to enclose your note in the Very Large Check they are sending the HH.

HANDJOBS
 

Try ordering something called a "chocolate eruption" with a straight face.

headhunter thank you?
 

I suggest giving them a "happy ending".

headhunter thank you?
 

Damn board.