New New Fashion Thread
 

Welcome to the new new fashion thread!

New New Fashion Thread
 

Did you usurp Ty's rights? Or did calmer heads prevail and realize that all power for creation of FB threads should remain in the great state of Texas?

New New Fashion Thread
 

I thought it wasn't until 10k.

New New Fashion Thread
 

Hey, he had ten minutes to close the old thread and open a new one! Did he take the opportunity? No. I didn't want us to get any more unwieldy than necessary.

Of course I may be five years too late for that.

New New Fashion Thread
 

Revenge will be mine.


I didn't even realize that I was supposed to go and do that immediately. Damn. Thanks for having my back, ncs.

Gilded age
 

I'm not versed in the rules governing gilt sandals. The image the very words conjure is of Jaclyn Smith circa 1977 twirling on a disco floor in a diaphanous baby blue dress.

A(actually, for some reason it called to mind the image of the footrace between Atalanta and Melanion, but I figured Jaclyn Smith was more accessable)G

Green River Killer
 

Well if he did that I'm pretty sure that would have ruined the "not getting caught" portion of HIS evil plan.

Isn't it enough that he took them to work, left them in the parking lot (eww), took them out for a quickie at lunch and brought them back (eww).

There's even a section on maggots, but I'm leaving that out.

But there's more - he says that it's tough to get a hard-on with a cold body, so eventually he quit this practice.

Oh and there's the time when he went to go "visit" one of his victims in the woods and did it with her while his kid was sleeping in the truck 30 feet away.

Any better yet?

New New Fashion Thread
 

And I completely missed my personal k. It is reprinted in its entirety here, for those of you scoring at home:

I tried and it didn't work. I couldn't get the lid of the trunk shut. She packs a mighty kick for someone who's tied up.

Gilded age
 

Free To Be You and Me?

Harvery Mile High
 

"Five boys who attend a New York high school for gay and lesbian students are accused of dressing as female prostitutes and robbing unsuspecting customers, police say."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...crime_students

If they had only chosen a mascot . . .

Gilded age
 

From the way Alan Alda and Marlo Thomas so breathlessly told that story, I can imagine them falling to the floor and humping like bunnies as they finished. Phil probably watched.

Thanks to FTBU&M, I think I was the only non-sports fan in America to have heard of Rosey Grier before he took OJ's confession.

Gilded age
 

If you are suggesting that only sports fans listened to FTBU&M, well, I think you're wrong.

Carnivale
 

This is demonstrably untrue.

CDF (without you, this site wouldn't BE a freakshow)

Gilded age
 

And wrong at least twice. I thought everyone had heard of Rosey Grier. Or was familiar with the name. I don't remember it coming from FTBU&M but I know the name and am not a sports person so it must be that.

Who did the bit on the two newborns looking in their diapers?

Things I miss about NYC
 

A pro pos of nothing, I really miss Mike and the Mad Dog.

Mad Dog: Ok, this week the Giants have the Falcons.
Mike: Win.
Mad Dog: Then, at Philly
Mike: Loss.
Mad Dog: At Tampa.
Mike: Say 1-1 over those 2.
Mad Dog: Ok, 6-5. Then Buffalo
Mike: Win
Mad Dog: Home against Washington
Mike: Win. So they're 8-5. What's Dallas going to be at that point?

etc. etc. Ahhh, I miss it so.