Fashion Board Needing a Title
 

Is the 5000 rule still in effect?

And, done.

Fashion Board Needing a Title
 

Nicely done, Burger.


Mmmmmmm new fashion board.

baseball haiku
 

Atticus keeps pointing out that haiku have to have some sort of connection to the natural world. Something like:

Chill November winds
Met Hideki Matsui
Schilling in Boston

baseball haiku
 

I'm no Phillies fan, but it certainly looks like PHL is quietly assembling the best pitching staff in baseball, even if the Yanks re-sign Pettite.

baseball haiku
 

Did Godzilla get traded while I wasn't looking?

Nomar is Angry
As A-Rod talks continue
Please make this dumb trade

bosco
 

I love it and I am not ashamed to admit it.

Of course I am weak, spineless man of temptations, and a bit long in the waistband since my retirement and given that profile what else would be my pleasure? Salty snacks? Far too pedestrian and of course, not sweet enough.

I can bow down to no one else but the dark master of tempting treats, the cocoa bean.

Washed down with a nice warm glass of mother's milk. LOL!!!

So, who is getting me miles of chocolate for the holidays?

bosco
 

Thurgreed.

Average Joe
 

Never before have I so completely agreed with Paigow.

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I can't believe she would choose someone with so little going for him. He had about as much depth as Melana's nail polish. I would call him vapid, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't know what that word means. Anyone catch the happy couple on Today this morning? Wonder if the bloom is off the rose, or if they continue in happy oblivion? Adam could not have done better for his relationship future, in terms of PR. Every woman in America is a little bit in love with him.

tm

bosco
 

Good. He owes me.

bosco
 

I think it's spelled "owns".

Average Joe
 

Ironically, I wonder if either of them nailed her. Isn't that the point???????? No pun intended.

ewwww
 

If I told you once, I told you 100 times. I will not make out with you.

TM

PG....DM.....TS........
 

Welcome Back!

Tanks for coming out of retirement you old camel schtupper!

http://monroe.20m.com/images/Tank%204.jpg

Average Whore
 

I didn't see a second of the show, but I'm guessing Jimmy Kimmel last night summed it up rather well when he noticed "so she went with the "Pretty Joe" that was only on the show for a week and a half"

swingers
 

Why would you say you called her? I was there. You never called. (He never called you.)

TM

rotten roast beef
 

Your hooch shouldn't smell. This drops you another 5 points on the looks scale.

TM

rotten roast beef
 

Every woman has her own smell and taste based on body chemistry, just as every man does.

Something wrong with the sniffer?

Is this is why you don't like chocolate?

rotten roast beef
 

And if he does, you should bathe him.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

rotten roast beef
 

You both are stupid. I hope you will be very happy together since you are clearly attracted.

Word from the wise.

Hooch is booze. I drnk it with gusto

Cooch is cooter, or cootie, in the parlance of Burger's times. Leagl drinks this with gusto, and Sebby apparetnly does while envisioing a salty roast beef sandwich. Ouch sebby! Don't bite! That movement you are bitcing about? That's the wife trying to hightail her cooter out of chomping distance.

rotten roast beef
 

This reminds me of the time I was a preteen and my sister and I were in the car with my mom and Slow Hand by the Pointer Sisters comes on and my sister and I both get really uncomfortable. Then my mom (who EO has reminded me of in the past, except without the predilection for gangsta rap) says, "girls, do you know what this song is about? Its about making love". It was so Judy Blume squicky awkward straight up health teacher weird that I could have died.

Girls, do you know that eevery woman, like every man, has his or her own special smell?

rotten roast beef
 

that's very insightful, because apparently Not Me smells like a large drooling dog.

rotten roast beef
 

And no two Cooterburgers taste alike. We always use the freshest of ingredients.

rotten roast beef
 

I find that I am entertained by only 2 of the members of the Not family. Neither of their NotNames appears in the above quote.

rotten roast beef
 

Maybe she was drunk on hootch and hitting on you.

I'm not so sure of your background but in many cultures incest is a rite of passage. Heck, in a number of states in the USA, first cousins can freely marry and presumptively have sex between themselves and the sex between those first cousins married or otherwise isn't incest in those states.

Shoot, a lot of us would be in trouble if it were.

Clinton Busted!
 

The headlines have been up since last night, but I just found the mugshot.

http://www.philly.com/images/tallaha...5415829728.jpg

I'm sure Hillary is behind this somehow.

rotten roast beef
 

But an assburger is an assburger, as MR will tell you . Deelish!

rotten roast beef
 

Soaked in hot tub and then marinated with a nice bordeaux. (Drool! Slobber! Munch!)

Clinton Busted!
 

When I first read that he was busted for cocaine, I thought it must be a mistake. Pot sure, but cocaine just doesn't sound like his sort of thing. Then I heard it was crack, and I thought, ok maybe.

Anyone here ever smoked crack? I hear it is a much bigger high than snorting coke (with attendant increased addictiveness). Is it still a big problem? I guess I've sort of thought it got replaced by herione in the 90s sometime, but I don't know.

What is the deal?

Whiff!
 

So, The Bachelor is now 0-3. Jen and Tire-boy have broken off their "engagement."

rotten roast beef
 

What, are you German ?

Yes, sad news for slave
 

Ah, perhaps my memory is going now that I Am In The September Of My Years, but I could swear that I remember a certain Yankee fan getting all excited about the thought of seeing Kaz in pinstripes. But I understand -- the only thing worse than the Red Sox getting him is the Mets getting him. But, hey, at least Ruben Sierra has been re-signed.

Anyway:

At last Red Sox see
it's all about the pitching
"Roger, please come back!"*

Note that although this could refer to the Red Sox, the author's intention was that the quoted language is a plea from The Boss. And or Yankee fans. But, whatever. The point is that the Yanks have lost Roger and Pettite (probably). Maybe they can get Maddux.

rotten roast beef
 

I used to think this was true. But I've been with a number of women who have absolutely no smell or taste whatsoever down there. Makes things much more enjoyable.

Others do have a distinct odor or taste. Sometimes it's not bad. Sometimes it's disgusting. One time it was overpowering and I wouldn't even stick my finger in it (told her to get dressed because nothing was going to happen).

TM

Yes, sad news for slave
 

Until I read his projected stats. I fell for the hype.

Remember the Irabu!!!!

rotten roast beef
 

Did she just leave or did she ask for any elaboration? If she did ask, I am curious as to your explanation.

rotten roast beef
 

Every man has the story of the one girl with the overpowering odor. One ex told a story of how he sat in the bed of the pickup with this chick on a roadtrip adn when she left, he could still smell it. For days. In fact, I think two of my exes have had this same experience which is odd. These chicks probalby had disco mitts and werent showered for a couple of days. TM? Disco mitt? And was this the ass girl?

As for men's smells, they definitely exist. And whats weird is after you make love with a man, oral or not, you can somehow taste him in your body. like it reverberates through you. not all guys, but some.

Clinton Busted!
 

He is truly a musical legend, even bigger than Elvis or the Dead IMHO, but I would be surprised if they didn't find drugs on him. Like Elvis. Or Garcia.

Yes, sad news for slave
 

Where do you get this stuff? Give me a link, please.

And who exactly do you root for -- or are you one of those everyone-playing-the-Yankees fans? Every baseball post you write is sour grapes on the Yanks. It's almost like you're a Boston fan with your level of obsession.

As for Matsui, we didn't lose him because we weren't really that interested in him in the first place. So, the Mets signing him doesn't really mean much.

TM

rotten roast beef
 

I told her it just didn't smell right. Except, instead of "smell," I said, "feel." And this was many, many years ago when I used to have one-night stands. She asked why, and I don't remember what I said. I just remember that funk and asking if she needed cab money (because she was so classy she probably wouldn't take the train).

TM

Clinton Busted!
 

Thank you, master of the obvious. I meant what's the deal on crack these days.

rotten roast beef
 

No disco mitt, but there was some hair -- not just the thin strip I prefer. I don't know about her showering habits, but I met her in Webster Hall (God, to think I actually went to that hole regularly) and she may have gotten sweaty and funky from dancing. Who knows? All I know is that it wasn't going to happen. And it stunk up the whole fucking room. I couldn't believe she couldn't smell it, but I guess it's hard to detect your own odor.

TM