Here we go again
 

on my own.

All Stars
 

Pierce is not having such a great year, but sometimes you get to make it partly on the basis of past achievements.

Dammit
 

"Have you ever done the sex in a restroom (your home bathroom does not count), and if so, do you think it's better to use the mens' or the ladies' room? (If it was a same sex encounter and you used the facilities of the opposite sex, please explain your reasons.)"


A. Don't start a poll on post 4999. You can't quote from it.

B. Yes.

C. Men's Room. Women will yell at a guy in their bathroom, guys will just cheer you all on.

Get your freak on
 

I have read the same thing about how addictive various substances are, and I wonder what is meant by that. I mean, I am willing to go along with you that heroin may not be quite as bad as everyone thinks it is (depending on how bad we collectively think it is, I suppose, whatever that means). I also agree that some people can and do use it recreationally without much ill effect. But to say it is not so bad because it is less addictive than cigarettes seems to be missing part of the equation.

Let me first qualify by saying that I have never done heroin and have never smoked tobacco (seriously). But, I have talked to (and read about) people that have kicked both. Kicking a long smoking habit sounds really unpleasant. We're talking very, very unpleasant here. But, um, kicking heroin sounds like living hell, and even that may be a bit mild. And then there is the whole "your life is so completely consumed by heroin so that you can focus on nothing other than somehow getting enough money so that you can fix again" thing. There is no Ministry song called "Just One Puff," although I would be quite surprised to learn that Al Jourgensen did not fancy the occasional cancer stick. Oh yeah, then there is the whole overdosing thing. I know lots of people that drink a lot more than they should. Hell, dubious French heart disease studies notwithstanding, I think we would all be better off if we never drank alcohol. But, we all know lots of people who have gone through periods of heavy binge drinking and who have been able to snap back without much trouble. Lots of people who go through periods of heavy binge heroin use just don't live long enough to snap back.

I ain't preaching about the devil in the needle here - if you think heroin is the thing for you, then go for it. Candidly, it sounds like one hell of a fantastic "high," and I think the VU are totally groovy. But to say it is not so bad because it is less addictive than cigarettes seems to be missing part of the equation. Oh wait, did I say that already?

Dammit
 

I started the poll in a failed effort to get an interesting post for the 5k, but thanks for front loading your post with constructive criticism.

Dammit
 

Haven't done it.

As for the location, the women's room is undoubtedly cleaner, but the guy in there is likely to be beaten, thrown out, arrested or a combo of the three...

Women in the men's room, especially very drunk women at a concert or sporting event, is a fairly common occurrence. Double standard? The other guys in the room would be very rowdy, however, if you tried to have sex in there...

i once got busy in a burger king bathroom
 

Okay, no biddies in the BK Lounge. But, I can answer this one in the affirmative. I can't think of anything that wouldn't be better in the women's room. Fucking men's room is disgusting. Besides, the women outside the stall giggle when they hear you and then peak inside. Some even congratulate you when you're leaving the bar.

You can avoid most nastiness by having her sit on the (clean) toilet seat while giving you head and then bending her over so that she's holding onto the door knob. Or, if the sink looks okay, put her up there. No problem, really.

Make sure it's a high-class jurnt if you're going to kneel to blow me, though. A champagne bar usually qualifies.

TM

Dammit
 

Fuck you very much.

And isn't the percentage of k posts that are interesting significantly lower than other posts?

NBA All Star Game
 

TM, I would quote you, but someone started a new thread.
About the Yao v. Shaq voting, remember that All-Star voting was implemented in Mandarin this year.
That said, people, like me, are tired of Shaq and his baggage and his overinflated ego. People are not yet tired of Kobe.

i once got busy in a burger king bathroom
 

You say that despite the studies that conclude teh number and volume of bacteria in women's rooms is significantly higher?

i once got busy in a burger king bathroom
 

That's because your typical bacterium can't live in the guy's room and hauls its microbial ass out of there...

Dammit
 

I have done the sex in a dorm bathroom. It was the men's bathroom, and not my dorm. I thought it was better because (i) I could watch the guy shave first (which I quite enjoy) and so ensure he was shaved and wouldn't give me beard-rash (which I don't enjoy) and (ii) as Bilmore indicated, mens rooms seem better to me because, with guys if someone walks in on you you can just say "fuck off" and they'll respectfully leave, while women tend to scream or giggle or get flustered or offended and stupid shit like that. However, men's rooms are also uniformly more disgusting than women's rooms, so if it was a really public restroom I'd have to say women's rooms are better purely because women tend not to piss all over everything the way men do.

I've also done the sex in multiple bathrooms in private houses in which I am staying as a guest, but I would imagine that qualifies as a "home bathroom" for these purposes.

I also highly recommend doing it in the luxurious bathrooms of really expensive hotels, because they have spacious tubs and nice towels and sometimes benches in the showers and you can make a mess and leave it for the maid.

I have also done it in a sauna (unisex, I guess). That was not as fun as I had thought it would be. Really left me wanting a shower.

Dammit, yes.

Dammit
 

Oh me, did I suggest that your post wasn't interesting? Gee, I didn't mean to do it ... that way. So sorry. Will it help if I say it was meant to be, um, constructive criticism?

i did not bet busy in that burger king bathroom
 

CITE!

i once got busy in a burger king bathroom
 

I fear you've been watching too much Cinemax with Less lately.

Dammit
 

Yes, in the ladies.

If it's open to the public, the men's would be preferable because the traffic flows through faster.

Dammit
 

Done it. In a ladies room at a bar. And it wasn't my idea. She just grabbed my hand, pulled me into the nearest stall, hiked up her skirt and turned around and said "well?"

I was flustered. But not that flustered.

Dammit
 

You precocious horny little fucker.

NBA All Star Game
 

I fucking hate Shaq. He is an unskilled monstrosity who bitches about getting fouled while knocking people over with his huge shoulders every chance he gets. The guy is a freak and his eyes are too close together, making him look even more stupid than he actually is.

I would make this a poll: Who is your most hated figure in sports? But I already know the answer. Bill Walton. It is impossible to hate anyone more than him. Larry Merchant is a close second and Stuart Scott and Linda Cohn are neck and neck to show.

TM

NBA All Star Game
 

Laimbeer moves past Linda Cohn, though not Stuart Scott.

NBA All Star Game
 

Does Bobby Knight count?

OH and Mitch Kupchak.

Oh yeah, Bill Walton, for sure.

Don't forget Kurt Warner.

Eager to please
 

Even though it couldn't have been that hard for bilmore to copy and paste, or for BRC to quote him, or for anybody to type "restroom sex poll," I recognize there is a quoting addiction on the board, and that starting the new thread interrupts the flow, so to keep this conversation flowing, I'll repost it, in bold type, so everyone will henceforth have a quotable poll, and recognize it as such, just in case there are any perverts still lurking out there who are undeterred by the presence of vast amounts of fecal coliform bacteria when presented with an opportunity for spontaneous public sex.

"Have you ever done the sex in a restroom (your home bathroom does not count), and if so, do you think it's better to use the mens' or the ladies' room? (If it was a same sex encounter and you used the facilities of the opposite sex, please explain your reasons.)"

Robotrippin
 

To add to Ollie's helpful link, I offer the following anecdotal evidence:

Between college and law school, I briefly had a roommate who was addicted to Robitussin. She would drink upwards of four bottles at a time to get high. She had been arrested for DUI twice while high, and she did her second stint of rehab during the time she was "living" with us (during rehab, only her stuff was living with us).

Before she went back into rehab, she would occasionally relapse and then feel guilty and make herself throw up. Problem was, she wasn't very good at cleaning up afterwards (she was generally loopy and incompetent, and I don't know how much this can be attributed to her addiction), so the bathroom frequently sported little pink flecks on and around the toilet. Ugh.

She also had a family history of addiction--her mom was addicted to prescription pills. If they hadn't been Mormons, I'm sure they would have all just been alcoholics instead.

tm

NBA All Star Game
 

Jerry Jones. Assuming it doesn't have to be an athelete. For ex-atheletes, Neon Deion.

spelling fix

NBA All Star Game
 

2) Tim McCarver
3) Deion

Robotrippin
 

Are you talking regular Tussin, or the prescription one with codeine?

Robotrippin
 

Nope. Straight over-the-counter Robitussin DM (for dextromethorphan).

tm

Eager to please
 

No.

Were I to initiate the sex, the men's room is the last place I'd want to take her. Ladies, all the stories you've heard are true: It's a pit. But for our minimal standards, we wouldn't go there ourselves.

I don't know why she didn't want to go to the ladies room, and since she was leading me to the alley in back, I didn't ask.

Dammit
 

And a lovely poll it is.


Yes.

As to which gender bathroom, well duh.

Eager to please
 

We know. I doubt there's a woman on the board, including those who have never done a guy in a stall, who hasn't seen the inside of a mens' room at least once.

NBA All Star Game
 

Jinx

NBA All Star Game
 

Buy her some coke?

NBA All Star Game
 

Face it. He owns the paint.

NBA All Star Game
 

yeah, thanks for the spelling help.

i did not bet busy in that burger king bathroom
 

i did not get busy in that burger king bathroom
 

And Gerba has his own solution, though it's one not available to half the population.

"This study is keeping me out of women's restrooms forever," he says.

So we know how he would answer the second part of the poll -- and probably the first, for that matter.

NBA All Star Game
 

isn't it athuhlete in your parts?

For sportscasters--Deion, hands-down.

For players, current or recent-former:

Roger Clemens
Keshawn Johnson
Mike Tyson

And for other sports-related:

Daniel Snyder
George Steinbrenner
Don King

NBA All Star Game
 

He does. But he's just big. He is not quick. He is not clever. He is not skilled. Who gives a shit if he can knock everyone down and dunk? Fuck him. I'd rather watch someone with hops, grace and an inside/outside game any day.

TM

Dammit
 

There is no place less conducive to sexual activity than a restroom. I barely touch anything in restrooms, let alone hoist a chick on the sink and bang her in such a germ infested environment.

Hell, it takes a lot of willpowerfor me not to put toilet paper on the seat in my own home.

Get your freak on
 

I had a long post basically agreeing with you, and even discussing a bit why the "addictive" comparisons I found (which compared the actual likelihood that someone trying to kick it would in fact succeed rather than some other "addictive" measure, like actual chemical dependence or withdrawal unpleasantness, which would be much higer for opiates) would be tilted against cigs, but it got eaten.

So nevermind.