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Coltrane's a poet. Have fun.

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Rhyming is hot. Too bad he considers Texans beneath him.

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I was given access right after you started this. Oh the irony!

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Timing is everything.

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Well oiled machine.

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You and your dirty talk.

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And you prefer to be on top?

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Are we going to spend the whole day talking about Fringey's appliances?

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Not until she's well oiled.

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You people are getting your hyphens all wrong! Well oiled. Well-oiled machine. I think. DTB?

Messing with Texas.
 

Texas is like NYC in this single respect: everything fabulous and unique about it has been SO THOUROUGHLY SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS by its expatriates and tourism boards that I feel pretty confident I'd know as much as I need to even if I hadn't visited. Its regional pride borders on the recockulously snobbish, like they've been brainwashed to pretend to feel sorry for people not from there. Unlike, say, Chicago, whose charms are not best communicated by its former residents, but by visiting. Or Cleveland, Phila., etc., which often have slightly more charms than their respective expats would lead you believe. New Yorkers and Texans oversell.

BTW, when I ask expat tejanos in S.F. "What's so great about Texas?" the answer is universal: Austin. YMM, but probably will not, V.

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Damn you're fast. I edited it right away.

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why not? yesterday we talked about sunnybunny's

Absolutely Positively Very First Reality TV Post in This Thread
 

So, who watched Last Comic Standing last night? I thought it was a bit bogus that they gave out like 10 offers in NY and then had only one to give out in each of the last two cities (Chicago and Tampa). And then they gave the one spot in Tampa to the guy who is already a regular on Colin Quinn's show. What is the premise again? Is it to find unknown talent or to find people who are already known who will make America laugh? Just checking, because I really didn't watch much of the first season.

My favorite joke of the night - guy in SF (I think) saying something along the lines of:

"I don't really get Governor Schwartzenager's marriage, but I think that it might be the first phase in a genetic experiment to create a bulletproof Kennedy."

Is he right, lizard?

Messing with Texas.
 

If you lived somewhere other than SF you might have some cred.