paigowprincess |
06-21-2005 05:41 PM |
The Spanky Show
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Originally posted by Spanky
You are not paying attention to my posts. Some of these kids were in the back of their grandparents car and drive by when the deer were here (eyes wide as saucers). Immediately they told all their friends. Every time one of them brings a new kid to the neighborhood they have to show them my Big Mouth Billy Bass. I stopped locking doors when I lived in Japan. Eventually they just stopped ringing the doorbell. The kids walk through my house like it is the mall. During the day my house is "in bounds" for hide and go seek. In addition, they come in to get the cats because they like sticking them next to the gold fish pond and see if the cats can catch a goldfish.
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I have some questions:
1) Are you Michael Jackson? That slow lilting voice I hear when I read your posts is starting to have a face put with it.
2) Is your backyard in your front yard or is your house transparent?
3) How do you know these are grandparents and not the offspring of an aging spinster and her mantrappee?
4) Where do you live? I think I would like to sneak out of your house and play hide and go seek one of these Thursdays. Maybe feed Apples to a buck and hang a cat by its tail and dip it into the goldfish pond like its bobbing for Apples.
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