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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-14-2005 06:18 PM

Name it Shifter
 
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NotFromHere 09-14-2005 06:22 PM

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 
That's the worst thread title ever.

Alex_de_Large 09-14-2005 06:23 PM

Name that thread
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
That's the worst thread title ever.
2.

futbol fan 09-14-2005 06:23 PM

Hang up
 
and tell Paigow you'll call her back. With great power comes great responsibility.

NotFromHere 09-14-2005 06:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ncs
Barney's Beanery. Ugh. Don't go there late night if young, amateur drunks are not your thing.

str8outtancs
As opposed to professional drunks?

Are there any gender illusionists?

Penske_Account 09-14-2005 06:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
As opposed to professional drunks?

Are there any gender illusionists?
Yes. My patentpara sock was a gender illusionist.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-14-2005 06:30 PM

Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:

Originally posted by oh no
How do you know I'm not at a cocktail party, dumbass? Maybe you just weren't invited. For some reason.
I should have guessed you'd be at a cocktail party where everyone is surfing the internet. Now you're revealing too much of your personality.

TM

dtb 09-14-2005 06:30 PM

This is much harder than math.
 
I hate it when I'm trying to reply to a post at the end of a different thread, band I can't do it because the thread is closed.

That bites.

HOWEVER, this is what I'm responding to.

Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger
  • Quote:

    Originally posted by dtb

    You know, when I first heard about lo-jacks for babies, I thought it was kind of repellent. Inside of 10 seconds, I saw the wisdom of it. Why has no one thought of this before?

    The only invention I ever had was the anti-rape machine -- and I only got as far as the name: The Penis Biter (tm). I never even got to build a prototype.

Didn't NFH tell us about this? And did you sue for infringement?
No. No one would help me file a claim! Sue, Schmoo. I'm a transactional lawyer.

Will you do it?

Shape Shifter 09-14-2005 06:30 PM

Name it Shifter
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
?
Check out your box.

Sorry, penske. There were other factors to consider.

notcasesensitive 09-14-2005 06:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
As opposed to professional drunks?

Are there any gender illusionists?
Amateur drunks is not a hard concept to grasp. I'm not going to explain it for you.

Despite its WeHo location, I'd be surprised to find any gender illusionists there. More likely drunk frat boys who came to the strip to go to Sky Bar and were turned away at the door.

I had my ass groped while I was standing in the bar the one time I was there. My friend stepped on some gum and the phrase from that point on for Barney's was "I have gum on my shoe." I hear the SM location is less annoying, but I haven't ventured back for more as of yet.

NotFromHere 09-14-2005 06:34 PM

This is much harder than math.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
I hate it when I'm trying to reply to a post at the end of a different thread, band I can't do it because the thread is closed.

That bites.

HOWEVER, this is what I'm responding to.
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Didn't NFH tell us about this? And did you sue for infringement?
No. No one would help me file a claim! Sue, Schmoo. I'm a transactional lawyer.

Will you do it? [/QUOTE] I reported on the Rapex, not the Penis Biter. And now that I have a patent, you're screwed.

nononono 09-14-2005 06:35 PM

Stick with the syllable bit
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I should have guessed you'd be at a cocktail party where everyone is surfing the internet. Now you're revealing too much of your personality.

TM
Oh, little man, you have no idea.

But I'll go with it. Here's your philosophical question for the day: is it worse to be a party where people are surfing around, or not even to be able to score that kind of fun? Pull out your slide rule, work it out, and get back to me.

Shape Shifter 09-14-2005 06:35 PM

This is much harder than math.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I reported on the Rapex, not the Penis Biter. And now that I have a patent, you're screwed.
Not if she uses the Rapex.

NotFromHere 09-14-2005 06:38 PM

I'm on the phone. Give me a bite.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Amateur drunks is not a hard concept to grasp. I'm not going to explain it for you.

I wasn't asking for an explanation. I, we are the professional drunks, no? And if you and your people were there, then it was not filled with only amateur drunks, correct?

NotFromHere 09-14-2005 06:40 PM

K Race
 
Wow. 2 K's in a day. Has that ever happened before?


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