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Messing with Texas.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Yes. I particularly enjoyed the sleet in June the last time I drove through. Made me wish I could live there.
Even worse than the people living in Fucking Colorado are the stupid Texans who vacation there every year despite the total disdain that the Fucking Coloradians have for them. Overheard every fucking December and June in elevators all around Dallas are asshole partners discussing the condo they've rented in Beaver Fucking Creek. Just shoot me already.
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My freshman roommate was from Fucking Colorado. We met and she looked at me and said "I bet you drive a Suburban." Thankfully I didn't, and there was peace in the dorm. It was a rocky start though.
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