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Originally posted by ironweed
My apologies to any grammar timmies I may have placed into a state of paralytic shock by posting the unedited missive above. Would someone please get the smelling salts for dtb?
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Unfortunately, the messenger with the smelling salts didn't get here on time. After I picked myself up off the floor, I posted a response -- but to only one of the egregious errors in that well-thought-out little ditty.
Co inside? WTF? Reminds me of the time I heard a woman (on the subway, coincidentally) who said to her misbehaving child, "I've got two words for you. Be Hay-ve!" (phonetic spelling on that last bit, I hope you all appreciate.)
The poor kid. He hasn't got a chance.