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Originally posted by dtb
All that riff; all that raff -- who can take it after a while?
But at some point, my son starts talking about how Simon (this kid whose mother runs all this crap) is going to be a fashion model and will get to ride in a limousine -- and how HE wants to be a fashion model. After I revive my husband with the smelling salts we ordinarily keep on hand for reviving me after overhearing or reading grammatical and usage gaffes, I suss out the real gravamen of my son's desire to be a fashion model. All he really wants is to ride in a limousine!
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'Splain to him that at some point, Simon will get his ass kicked in by the cool kids, if there are any cool kids 'round your parts.
Jesus, what a horrible thing to do to a kid, name him Simon. Might as well name him Weenis, PeePee, Jane or Douche.
