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Old 06-11-2004, 03:36 PM   #887
Hank Chinaski
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
20% is stingy guys. We're fucking lawyers. Is there anyone here who would would even notice a few extra bucks for the waitstaff?

And kids can be a lift for waiters and waitresses sometimes as well as a mess. Dealing with thankful parents with rowdy kids sounds a lot more pleasant than dealing with dour old spinsters who just whine and whine and whine. The folks who really need to up their tips are the sourpusses who bitch about other folks.
The Big Gold Strike


Mr. Howell discovers a gold mine on the island. He then hires Gilligan to work in the mine. When gold fever strikes the castaways and Mr. Howell is unwilling to share the gold, they begin to charge outlandish prices for the supplies and food that Mr. Howell needs. When the professor repairs the life raft from the Minnow, they all climb in hoping to reach civilization. However, the combined weight of the gold that everyone smuggles on-board the raft causes it to sink. Another rescue foiled!


b: 28-Nov-1964 w: Roland Wolpert d: Stanley Z. Cherry

NOTE: Gilligan is the only one of the seven NOT to smuggle any gold onto the raft!
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