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If you are trying out a brand-new situation on the kid
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Heh. "Trying out situations"? Usually we're just fixin to buy shit or feed ourselves, not experiment with the tolerance levels of 2 year olds (NTTAWWT). It's tempting to explain an annoying disturbance by blaming someone for it (i.e., the parent knew, or should have reasonably known, the child would freak, like the old intentional or wilful misconduct thing.) Usually, it has just happened through no fault of anyone. Anyhow, my kid is just exercising her freedom of speech. As they say, the remedy aint to shut her up, but rather "more speech" so I guess that means you can throw a yelling screaming hissy as well. Hijinks ensue!!!
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could have an exit strategy in place
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Unless my child's crying is causing someone's hair (i.e., mine), or the actual building, to catch fire, I'm going to go ahead and pay for the two cartloads of groceries it's taken me 2 1/2 hours to gather thank you. Exit stragegy? That's gonna be your exit and your strategy, chicky. I'm staying put with my busload of groceries and apopletic kid. Anyhow, it's more practical for you to leave since you're only buying a pack of cigs, a coupla low carb items, condoms (NTTAWWT), overpriced anti-humectant hair lotion, and flavored coffee.
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I never signed up to be part of your disciplinary training
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Actually, you HAVE, by frequenting a place where children are not banned.
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but I guess you have signed up for people to tell your children who are freaking out in public that they are ill-behaved brats who should be left at home with a mean sitter.
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Sounds fair to me. But that would also mean I can call you fat and that it bothers me and I wish you'd keep your largesse at home.
Now.....the bitter reality is you're going to have to just deal with my large horde of screaming, foreign born kids, and you and the rest of this great country's childless, nonhomeowners should just go ahead and keep chocking up that 25% of your paycheck to fund my brood's public schooling and other assorted public assistances.
Oh Beautiful For Gracious Skies!!!!
