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Originally posted by ltl/fb So I guess vietmom could call me "fat feet."
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Fat feet.
Anyhow, I've got "cankles" so bad I'm ashamed to even go to the FB.
So what's up with acting all attacked by my post? Just some hyperbole (albeit bad). I thought throwing in the "missy!" would clarify my post was not really serious. And chill with the foreign-born kid thing I "injected" into the argument. It just sounded more ironic the idea of someone importing large amounts of children faster than one could actually birth them, doubling the amount of supermarket screaming (possibly in several languages) around the already frustrated ltl/fb who, ironically, is paying for the increasing brood and screaming with her tax dollars. Okay so whatever, maybe it wasn't funny.
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Me, with child? Oh the humanity! Plus, it seems unfair that a holy immaculate conception have all the downsides of a regular pregnancy.
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I'm proof that non-preggos can experience the joyful downsides of "regular pregnancy". Adopted my kiddo yet a year later I've got a poochy belly, stretch marks, zero sex drive, a carb addiction and wider hips. I've actually seen Dads get these downsides after becoming parents too, except of course for the zero sex drive part.
I like that you post here without kids. Just to be goofy though, one of y'all who is also on the FB should declare a "Parent's Day" on the FB and we can torture all the hipsters with our bourgeois concerns.
