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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Fat mexican lesbians LOVE Morrissey.
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All latina lesbians LOVE Morrissey, whether she is a fat or or a thin. Just like all white lesbians LOVE Madonna. These are apparently rules. In fact, white lesbians don't love Madonna, they LOVE Madonna. They
L O V E Madonna.*
What's interesting is that white lesbians LOVE Madonna, but that Madonna, while white, is not a lesbian.** You would think the marriage to Guy Ritchie might be offputting, but you'd be wrong. Madonna gets a pass, but Ani DiFranco not so much.
* It would really suck if Leagl posted that she hated Madonna.
** I'm not denying that Madonna has had sex with women. I can't. However, if I were Madonna, I would deny having sex (not at the same time) with Vanilla Ice and Dennis Rodman.
