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I have read approximately sixteen million resumes in my legal career, and I am also much smarter and prettier than all of you, so I am supremely qualified to offer a little bit of advice. I should probably post this on some Law Students board, by I do not even know if there is one here, and it is not like I give a tenth of an ass of a fifth of a rat about any of those fuckers anyway. So, here is my advice: set yourself apart. The other day, I was reading a resume, and I look down to the "Personal Interests" section, and I see that this dude is into "travel."
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My general rule is that if anyone ten years out of college still has their fraternity accomplishments conspicuously posted on the front of the resume - it goes right into the shredder. Also, I can have a distasteful candidate out of my office in under 15 minutes.
