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Discussions about my tail and its many uses.
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Well, this is quite embarassing. As many of you may know from my spam PM's, I do tend to use my tail in many different ways, and it is indeed a part of my love rap/solicitations. So far, no takers, though Spookyfish did make a very generous counteroffer that I will not go into here, and fringey did invite me to Hawaii once.
But that is besides the point. I think we all have our own personal "tails" that we use to distinguish ourselves from others; to set ourselves apart as special. Gatti, for example, has not only a tail (albeit not prehensile), but a kick ass stereo system with which to impress the ladies, up until the point he begins to play the greatest hit(s) of the Pet Shop Boys. That is his "tail". (hi dtb! should the period be within the quotes?) SS has his well defined carapace and a healthy dose of megalomania, which as history has shown, is tres sexy, so long as no weapons are involved. RP has her robust puppies, obviously. Aloha has not only his hand, but intimate knowledge of how to use it.
As you can see, we all have our different tails, yet we are at the same time so alike. We should be celebrating our differences, yet embracing our similarities at the same time. I am calling for all humans, aliens, fictional characters, monkeys and "not" socks to band together, join hands and celebrate life as one. Please remember to bring your own lubricant.
Sincerely,
Flinty
