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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
DO NOT DO THE GLASS CLINKY-CLINKY THING TO TRY TO GET THE NEWLYWEDS TO KISS. It is not funny. It is not cute. It is nothing more than confirmation that you are so fucking boring that you are unable to come up with decent conversation, so you resort to little wedding gimmicks instead, knowing that all the other too-fucking-boring-to-converse lemmings around you will join in your clinky-clink jackassery and then giggle like the dim-witted morons that you all are when the couple actually kisses.
I will change my opinion on this issue only when people devise some new signal at weddings to force the newlyweds to perform far more elaborate sexual acts for the guests.
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Actually, it's usually confirmation that some other boor is prattling on being obnoxious, often kvetching endlessly in a know-it-all fashion about how to do or not do a wedding, and a good way to cut that boor short.
G(clinky clinky now)3
