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The Celery Stalks at Midnight
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A friend was relating an amusing anecdote the other night, which started with "Vanessa and I were driving down a side street in Montrose, because Vanessa was stalking David, when...."
Everyone nodded knowingly.
So here's the stalking poll: To what extent have you stalked an ex and/or someone you're interested in?
Me: When I was in high-school, I'd drive by Jason's house every single day on my way home, just to see if he was there. It was three turns out of my way, but I made some random excuse to passengers about a short cut whenever I was anywhere in his neighborhood. I don't know what I would have done if I ran into him.
I'm currently cyberstalking someone I hooked up with on Memorial Day weekend and then again on Thursday night. I just found his friendster, and am trying to figure out where he might be this weekend so I can accidently run into him again.
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Define "stalking".
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