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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Don't flatter yourself, pinky dick.
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No pinky dick here. But if I did have one, I would find myself something that brought me back to the time when no one cared about dick size. Something innocent. Maybe something I used to carry to school.
And then I would spend every waking moment of my life trying to buy every single one I could. And I would find a girl who thought that buying 5 of these a day would infuse love into our otherwise pathetic, meatless (catch that double entendre?) relationship.
TM
