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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I hope no one thinks this faggy, but I lust after a man. Given the hopelessness of ever meeting, what difference does the genital type make after all?
My crush can talk pleasantly to any of the posters- he can turn the mean nice. So many times when I've been down because some unreasonable gosh darn partner or client, his posts have a brought a smile- even oft-times a true giggle.
that's not to say it always sweet and lite! No my fave can be quite strident, but sometimes I want him to be rough! If punches shouldn't be pulled, he won't. If any of us, and sometimes I'm guilty, stray and get pompous of indulgent- who's among the first to call bullshit? that's right.
But what makes him most special is that after all that he's still a little shy and insecure. He lies about his height, as an example. He claims to be 6' 4" when he's really 5' 10". others might find that sad, but I find it endearing.
I think he's special.
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Oh, alright. I'll play, because I too have a special board someone. I think the thing I like best about my special someone is that he is always around. Always! He's a mad sockster, but he has a primary who is to die for - clever, witty, yet always making clear that his wit comes not from erudition, but rather street smarts. In fact, he makes it quite clear how down to earth he is with that cute little chip on his shoulder - so adorable! Sometimes he puts on fake airs, with a not-quite-convincing parody makeover of himself as an effete East Coastie with all the trappings (I doubt he ever really spent much time in Poughkeepsie, though-- if he did indeed matriculate on the East Coast, I'm guessing that 'V' actually stands for Villanova!). Sometimes his writing is a bit incomprehensible, but what I find annoying in others, I find dangerous and exciting in him. I'll grant you that he does appear to tip more than a few back with regularity, and sometimes some of his late night posts are even less comprehensible than usual, and occasionally a bit poorly thought out. But, come the harsh flourescent light of morning, you'll usually find some judicious editing, and all is right again with the cyber-world. In my mind's eye, he is of Mediterranean descent, but I am not sure why I think this. He is a mystery wrapped inside an enigma surrounded by a riddle that makes no sense. And he is a photo shop genius. What more could one ask for?
