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Dead Bodies and Calling Your Wife Fat
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Originally posted by ironweed
I find your avatar most fetching, in a "I'll kill you all and force your dead bodies to perform public intercourse in a sex club" kind of way.
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That's Jack Ryan.
On the bright side, Jack has a potential goldmine staring him in the face after he loses the election. Set up a booth at Star Trek Conventions and sign autographs for $10 a piece under a banner which reads "I Nailed Seven of Nine". If he throws in stories of what it's like to be with an actual woman, he would clean up with that crowd...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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