PRISONERS MAY BE EMBARRASSED AND HUMILIATED BY A PAIR OF PANTIES ON THEIR HEADS BUT THEY ARE HARDLY BEING TORTURED. NO, SENATOR KENNEDY ET AL, HERE'S WHAT TORTURE IS:
TORTURE IS WHEN YOU'RE TRAPPED UNDERWATER
IN A CAR AND LEFT TO DROWN, WHILE THE ONLY
PERSON ON THE PLANET WHO KNOWS WHERE
YOU ARE RUNS AWAY.
