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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
This particular photo is almost certainly a stock image used to illustrate the story, but is not an actual image of the five-year-old that is the subject of the story it illustrates. And yes, it's been doctored --- either that or Jack Palance begat a son with a member of the Lollypop Guild. No toddler of that age would hold such a pose long enough to be photographed, even if he could.
Actual photo of the German Uberkinder, whose identity is being kept secret (seriously, it is):
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I have no doubt of his being German, as he's not circumcised (eeew -- personal preference only -- no offense meant to those of you who are similarly whole).