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And in other news, the Reform Party endorsed Ronald Reagan yesterday
"Earlier this week, Ralph Nader named his running mate. It's Green Party activist Peter Camejo. Camejo is actually a Spanish word that means 'No votes!' "
— Jay Leno
"Michael Moore's new anti-Bush documentary 'Fahrenheit 9/11' opens in theaters across America after winning the Grand Prize at Cannes. Can you imagine how betrayed Dick Cheney must feel? Done in by an even fatter rich white guy!"
— Craig Kilborn
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