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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are so serious. "No black suits in the daytime. " "Actually, the hyphen rule is such-and-such." "Simply use another bathroom."

You are missing the point. Red red rum is not writing here because he wants a solution. He is doing it because he wants to connect with us, and he knows the way to do that is to entertain with an anecdote that illuminates the indignities of our shared profession.

Maybe he wants to connect because he likes people and has fun with words. Or maybe it's because he knows that over time, if he's amusing and clever enough, at the very least, somebody here will develop a crush on him, and at best, he'll get laid. Perhaps multiple times. Perhaps multiple times in one night, with either one or many FBetties. Yes, over time, the thrill will probably wear off, and he'll become bitter and laconic and pipe up only to demonstrate that he's obsessed with porn, or politics, or paigow, but he'll always be able to think fondly on the glory days, when he was wanted by the women and admired by the men.

Of course, it's possible he's married, in which case he knows that banging an FBetty isn't something he would actually do, but he takes comfort in knowing that, if only he were single, he could, because of the power of his wit, even though IRL, he is actually hot, and by the way, the fact that he posts here and flirts with the Betties in no way reflects on the state of his relationship, but rather reflects that his job is really fucking boring.

So, my question for you, skekky mcskeks a lot, is, why do YOU post here?

No, really. I mean it. And by the way, my marriagge sucks and yes, I would fuck you.


Oh wait, were you just talking in generalities?